Question?

[CASPER]

If many hands make light work!!
How can too many cooks spoil the broth???

 

[andrewb]

because broths better heavy

 

[devilangel]

More importantly!!!!
If a tree falls in the middle of a forest, and theres nobody there, does it make a sound?????

 

[CASPER]

AND if God saves the Queen, who will save the rest of us????

 

[devilangel]

Why can you not have your cake and eat it. Because if you have your cake , you have to eat it, don't you???

 

[Madhatter]

How can a glass be half empty. empty is nothing left, so half of nothing is erm...
Full is to the top 100% so half of that leaves you with 50%.

So therefore the glass is always half full and can't ever be half empty.

 

[grannyclaret]

A Rolling Stone gathers no moss,,,,does that include Kate Moss?
Mick Jagger likes anything with a skirt on

 

[pendy]

I was always told: "I want never gets" but also "Them ask don't ask, don't want". I'm still trying to work it out.

 

[Billcat]

Do cannibals find that clowns taste funny?

 

[katex]

Pinched this from my daughter's thread on another site:-

How come there is a July 2007 expiry date on the rock salt which has 'been formed over 1,000 years"

 

[CASPER]

If tomorrow never comes. Why do I keep getting older?????

 

[savo is back.]

Why do parents teach kids to walk and talk, then tell them to sit down and shut up??

 

[mthead]

When our kids are climbing on tree's or wall's why do we tell them"Don't come running to me when you break your legs"??????????

 

[cashman]

why when as a kid i used to come in soaked to the skin,me mam used to say IS IT RAINING?

 

[Billcat]

If a train station is where a train stops, what is a workstation?

 

[Billcat]

If all is not lost, where is it?

 

[grannyclaret]

If a train station is where a train stops, what is a workstation?

or a playstation?

 

[Billcat]

If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

 

[Ianto.W.]

Many hands make light work is a gang of German electricians.
To many cooks spoil the broth, put some curry in it !
I will now retire before Im accused of being a serial spewer, chin chin.
Ianto.W.

 

[Madhatter]

What is an occasional table when it's not a table?