questions game

[mrskitty]

A...........my sense of direction


Q.....how do you cook lamb?

 

[AccyLass]

A...........my sense of direction


Q.....how do you cook lamb?

a: In the freezer

q: Why are you so broody? lol

 

[beechy]

a )... HRT

q )... what time is it when the ten o clock news begins

 

[AccyLass]

a )... HRT

q )... what time is it when the ten o clock news begins

a: Dinnertime of course

q: If I am 27, and my lad is 3.... How old was I when his sister was born? lol

 

[mrskitty]

A......you were 12.5

Q.....How many cats can you fit into a kettle?

 

[flashy]

a....75, i've just tried it

Q.....how horny am i at the moment? (sorry)

 

[mrskitty]

A.......not horny at all,in fact you hate the thought of.....



Q.....will this end up in over 18s?

 

[flashy]

a....dont be silly

Q....why is my pc knackered?

 

[AccyLass]

a....dont be silly

Q....why is my pc knackered?

a: because one of them cats that ya put in the kettle, thought it'd give it a try sitting on the fan that cools ya harddrive down

q: what am i going to do tomorra?

 

[mrskitty]

A.....your going to turn into a man with ginger hair.



Q.....Have i bought Corker a bench jacket for christmas?

 

[AccyLass]

A.....your going to turn into a man with ginger hair.



Q.....Have i bought Corker a bench jacket for christmas?

Somet to look forward too

a: Yes, a pink 1

q: what am I going to dress up as at work on New years Eve?

 

[mrskitty]

A......you will dress up as a turnip with acne.



Q.....What is paper made from?

 

[AccyLass]

A......you will dress up as a turnip with acne.



Q.....What is paper made from?

a: your hair

q: how many rolls of wrapping paper will it take to wrap the kids pressies?

 

[flashy]

a....it will take 983846457356273464 million rolls

Q.... how many christmas presents will i get this year?

 

[AccyLass]

a....it will take 983846457356273464 million rolls

Q.... how many christmas presents will i get this year?

Hope someone else is paying for them!

a: you will get a zillion presents this year

 

[AccyLass]

Oooops, forgot the q lol

q: What is my partner gonna buy me this year?

 

[emamum]

A) a pony

Q) what should i buy my mum?

 

[Lilly]

Oooops, forgot the q lol

q: What is my partner gonna buy me this year?

a. A gigantic turnip

q Who is Victoria Beckham married to?

 

[emamum]

A) emma bunton

Q) where does milk come from?

 

[AccyLass]

A) a pony

Q) what should i buy my mum?

o0o0o

a: A Spider Pig!

q: Why has Santa got a big belly?