Room 101

Gayle

Gayle

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Just watching Room 101 and thought what a fab idea! Choose five things to put into Room 101 that really annoy you. They can either be concepts or real things or people

My five things are:-

Bananas – slimy, nasty food. They invented bananas for babies or OAPs who have no teeth and if I ever get to the banana eating stage again then I’ll know I’m old!

Comb overs – why bother? If you’ve got no hair don’t try and kid us that you have!

Roundabouts – which insane town centre planner first invented them? People have no idea how to use them and they cause more problems than they solve plus, the bigger they are the worse they are.

Cheats – Monopoly cheats are the worst but any cheats are equally despicable.

…and of course, DIRTY KNEES!



So, that’s my five – what are yours?
 
1/Late pub opening times.
2/going the toilet and missing someone elses round.
3/Not going toilet and getting caught for own round.
4/Finding the pork scratching's in the ash-tray have gone soggy 'cos someone spilt their drink over them.
5/Early pub closing times.

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1) ALL manufactured pop bands.
2) ALL manufactured pop band fans.
3) Manchester United
4) Manchester United fans
5) Miserable tarty southern shandy boys who put bits of banana (there you go gayle) in the top of their lager to take the taste away.

I'm having a 6th one:
6) Welsh yokels.
 
Top of the list is cheese, I hate it, next, folks that think they know it all but know nowt, Telefonica, the Spanish phone company, warm beer, and finally, direct from 'im indoors...........he wants my noisy budgies to go too, shame on him.
 
1) reality tv shows. 2)cheats agree with gayle i despise em. 3) jobsworths can't stand em. 4) manufactured boy/girl bands with shaker on that 5) the P.C. brigade. can't say why without using foul language.:D
 
1/Drivers that don't indicate.

2/The Brummy accent.

3/Craft fairs.

4/Leggings.

5/High streets that are filled with exactly the same multi-national multiple stores.
 
shakermaker said:
5) Miserable tarty southern shandy boys who put bits of banana (there you go gayle) in the top of their lager to take the taste away.
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is that a wind up or do people really do that ?
 
Madhatter said:
is that a wind up or do people really do that ?
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Seen wedges of lime when I was down amongst the Southern nancys but never a nana.:eek: :D
 
could well bite.. but a lump of spud or half the nori brick works in mi (real ale ) pint may put me off
 
lol southern nancy's. does that include milton keynes with it's hundreds of roundabouts or is that midlands.
Lucky that I'm not a brummie and you'd like it here rindy we've got lots of unique stores, And you've just missed the craft fair.
 
mine would have to be.

1) Recycling every 2 weeks.

2) junk mail

3) people who talk too much.

4) hang overs

5) terrorists
 
1)people who smoke next to my son,and then wonder why i give them a dirty look and walk away.
2)people who give me grief about watching soaps/big brother then when im watching it come and sit n watch it with me!
3)parents who reckon their way of parenting is the right way and dont bother listening or researching into any other methods,but are ready to dish out advice at any time.
4)taxi drivers smoking or spitting whilst your in the cab.
5)stress from work,alot of my friends have had break-downs and stress related illness due to work and can never relax.wouldn't it be nice to walk out of work and completely forget it till you have to go back?
 
misskitty said:
1)people who smoke next to my son,and then wonder why i give them a dirty look and walk away.
2)people who give me grief about watching soaps/big brother then when im watching it come and sit n watch it with me!
3)parents who reckon their way of parenting is the right way and dont bother listening or researching into any other methods,but are ready to dish out advice at any time.
4)taxi drivers smoking or spitting whilst your in the cab.
5)stress from work,alot of my friends have had break-downs and stress related illness due to work and can never relax.wouldn't it be nice to walk out of work and completely forget it till you have to go back?
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Hmmm, you don't suppose these break downs have anything to do with people trying to live by your rules do you?:D
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This one is me nervously awaiting your answer!

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Hmmm, you don't suppose these break downs have anything to do with people trying to live by your rules do you?:D
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This one is me nervously awaiting your answer!
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Hopefully cos at least there trying to live by them instead of ignoring them...i think im worth a break down:p
 
Hey Gayle! I’m an OAP (pushing 70) and I have all my teeth that I grew myself except for half a dozen that have been removed over the years.

You should think yourself lucky not to like bananas if that is what you want. Many of us didn’t even know what a banana was, let alone actually tasted one, until the very late forties.

Incidentally from what I hear – bananas are like gold dust in Australia with banana rustling the current crime wave.

In no particular order:
Cheats of any kind. Particularly able bodied drivers who park in disabled bays.
The PC Brigade.
Cruelty to animals. (not the group)
Intolerance of other people’s opinions, likes and dislikes.
Spin doctors.
 
Might as well chuck my five in too

1. Cheese - especially parmesan (it's just grated verrucas)

2. Fish - My idea of hell is a meal of Fish in Cheese Sauce (or Cheese in Fish Sauce........how vile is THAT!!!!)

3. Kids who play god awful dance music on their mobile phones at full volume whilst on the bus.

4. Ignorant people (see No. 3)

5. The whole chav/asbo culture that's very prevalent at the moment.
 
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Mine would have to be:-
1.Malcolm Glazer.
2.His sons
3.Sky TV( for spoiling our beautiful game)
4.Chelski.
5.Arsene Wenger.
 
Mine:
1. Idiots in chatrooms who think they know what theyre talking about when they dont
2. Snakes - they give me nightmares
3. People who like to butt into other people business when it hasnt got anything to do with them
4. Bus fares - why is it so expensive
5. Cruelty to anyone or anything.
 
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