Room 101

Here are my 5.........

1...Morons who drive with their stereos in their car at 900 decibels
2...People who look down on others
3...standing in queues
4..getting the prompts on phone to press 1...press 2 etc....
5....a parrot telling you to ......get stuffed.....
 
I have NEVER liked parmesan cheese, but have never thought of it as grated veruccas(what a wonderful description)....I have always thought it smelled like vomit...so why would you put it on your food?

1) Celery - in whatever form....You should eat the paper and throw the celery away.
2) Avocado's - now they really beat banana's in the slimy stakes.
3) Intolerant people - though I fear I may be becoming one of those.
4) People who walk down the supermarket aisle talking into a mobile phone saying to someone 'I'm just in the sauce aisle'
5) Cruelty to animals.

I could go on....but if five is all I can have then that is my list.
 
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I knew there must be someone somewhere who didn't like cheese, thanks Shady.............and I agree with Margaret, parmesan does smell like vomit!

A good thread this.
 
1) Salesmen for Gas or Electricity companies who stand, uninvited, on my doorstep and tell me they can save me a lot of money if I change to them.
2) Women with bulging waistlines who wear crop tops and low slung pants.
3) People with no children in their cars who park in parent & child spaces.
4) Baseball caps - naff on anyone over age 14 who isn't a baseball player.
5) Angel Delight - yeeeeeuch!

(Sorry, cheese-haters, I love the stuff - even Parmesan).
 
Mine would be :-
1) The people who put Football on TV when my programmes should be on.
2) Cruel people.
3) Those flippin accident adverts.
4) People who are rude.
5) Comedians that aren't funny.
 
1 Honeycomb tripe
2 Lady tripe
3 Brown tripe , "elder" the stuff made from a cows udder
4 Tripe and Onions
5 Sheeps head broth , .......mi grandads favourite phrase ...."tell yon butcher to leave the eyes in they'll see us thru the week .........traumatic words to a 7yr old
 
shillelagh said:
Mine:
1. Idiots in chatrooms who think they know what theyre talking about when they dont
2. Snakes - they give me nightmares
3. People who like to butt into other people business when it hasnt got anything to do with them
4. Bus fares - why is it so expensive
5. Cruelty to anyone or anything.
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I cant think who you are talking about in your No.1 of things you hate Jen.
 
1: Political correctness
2: Drivers who wear trilbys
3: Women who don't indicate at roundabouts and expect us to read their minds.
4: People famous for being famous
5: Middle lane hoggers on the motorway
 
my 5 things

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3
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4
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5: people who dress cats and dosgs in cloths , they have fur for a bloody reason :rolleyes:
 
wow, just noticed those door hinges in pic 4, don't let simon see them, he'll go straight round to put the correct ones on.
 
Madhatter said:
thats ten things chav, thats not allowed, you'll have to decide which five out of the double post to get rid of. Number 2 is sooo cute.
No 4 looks like dave. I don't really know dave much(my entry into the photo comp), just the fact that someone called a cat dave makes me smile.
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well, my friend had a dog called Eric .. teee hee .. killed that cat next door and she had to have in put down, which Chav has already commented on if memory serves me correct.
Anyway, thinkin' about this 101 .. firstly pasta ... yuk, secondly, school runners ... will be back.
 
shillelagh said:
Mine:
1. Idiots in chatrooms who think they know what theyre talking about when they dont
2. Snakes - they give me nightmares
3. People who like to butt into other people business when it hasnt got anything to do with them
4. Bus fares - why is it so expensive
5. Cruelty to anyone or anything.
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1. People who think they own the chat room
2. people who have to use karma as a weapon
3. people who tell their so called mates to just keep taking karma off me
4. people who but in to my use of the chat room and try to make me sign stupid petitions for mods that aren't needed
5. people who are immature and have to keep having childish digs in the forums.
 
1. cigarettes or just the smoke from them, shame you can't get smokeless ones.
2. curry, shame you can't get tasteless ones, or can you ?
3. chavs
4. dodgy servers
5. my graphics card :(
 
Ok .. done a re-assement:-

1) Pasta .. particularly cold in salads, Marks and Spencer used to do a good one for lunch, but now all contain that gooey, chewy blob of starch.

2) School runners, mainly secondary school kids. The brew up to the lights at Clayton is now an absolute nightmare, 'cept in school hols. of course. Lights changed three times this week, before I could proceed from Sparth Road into Whalley Road to join the crawling traffic.

3) Wasps .. 'cause I'm scared of them, having said that, don't like the look of this bee that has just done a kamikaze flight through my door, banged against another window and now frantically climbing up and down to find a way out .. think it's on speed.:eek:

4) Wrinkles ... say no more. What happened ??

5) Housework of any type, useless occupation.
 
Madhatter said:
1. People who think they own the chat room
2. people who have to use karma as a weapon
3. people who tell their so called mates to just keep taking karma off me
4. people who but in to my use of the chat room and try to make me sign stupid petitions for mods that aren't needed
5. people who are immature and have to keep having childish digs in the forums.
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That last one hatter you talking about yourself again?
 
Ok here's mine
1) people who leave cricket/football matches before the end!
2) Courgettes
3) Slugs
4) women who scream and bawl at their kids whilst out shopping.
5) Oasis.

Sorted,put the lot in Room 101 and I am a happy bunny.
 
lindsay ormerod said:
Ok
4) women who scream and bawl at their kids whilst out shopping.
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actualy ime the opposite i hate it when peopel dont controll their kids while shopping


only because i want to scoot around on the shopping trollys though :D
 
my new 5 things

1: jackie
2: linda
3: paul
4: steven
5: their manky dog that i cant remember the name of


now thats the ex's family outa the way maybe me and my boys can get some peace :D :D :D :D
 
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