Room 101

I would consign Euro 2012 to room 101......there has been nothing on our TV since it started...yesterday himself was watching the darts too......and the other day the french open. I am thoroughly fed up of it all......and this is before the blasted Olympics start.
I might just put the TV wizzer in room 101 and pray that himself can't find it.
I HATE SPORT what a waste of time, energy and money. Rant over!
 
hahaha. Oh well it got me some ++K

People who moan about people moaning on forums-that's what they're for.


People who stand in groups chatting in the middle of a narrow supermarket isle and give you a dirty look when you say 'Excuse me'.

Oh here is another supermarket one...

People who crowd around the fresh chicken section in Morrisons on sunday afternoon; they seem to know it is about to get reduced. Chicken sells for quite a low price! And this room101 request is especially for the person that started filling their basket with the chicken(about 8 bags of it before my mate pushed in to grab some). Hey there is other people wanting very reduced price chicken Mr %^$%^#!!!!!
 
I would consign Euro 2012 to room 101......there has been nothing on our TV since it started...yesterday himself was watching the darts too......and the other day the french open. I am thoroughly fed up of it all......and this is before the blasted Olympics start.
I might just put the TV wizzer in room 101 and pray that himself can't find it.
I HATE SPORT what a waste of time, energy and money. Rant over!

Hell Margaret take a deep breath annnnd relax:D
 
I think men who watch nothing but sports should be thrown into room 101 :)

For me its cricket. grr what a total boring sport, and it doesnt help that i do not understand it :eek:

I would consign Euro 2012 to room 101......there has been nothing on our TV since it started...yesterday himself was watching the darts too......and the other day the french open. I am thoroughly fed up of it all......and this is before the blasted Olympics start.
I might just put the TV wizzer in room 101 and pray that himself can't find it.
I HATE SPORT what a waste of time, energy and money. Rant over!
 
Hell Margaret take a deep breath annnnd relax:D
I have taken a lot of deep breaths....but they come out as deep sighs.
I don't watch much TV anyway, but what has been on has irritated the bejasus out of me...especially as the man in my house seems to take it all so blooming seriously....like it is all life and death. For goodness sake - tell me does it really matter?
 
Don't forget DARTS....and SNOOKER....odious pursuits.
No - I don't mind those - in fact I can tolerate most other sports like foorball cricket and rugby. But people take tennis so seriously especially at Wimbledon, golf is just so long drawn out, and motor racing is so noisy, for a start, and there's far too much money involved. Please don't tell me that's true of most sports, I know, it just seems so much more in your face with the cars.

I wouldn't say I would watch any of the other sports for long, but darts is quite fun on a cold winter's evening at the start of the new year, and I have been known to watch Morecambe v Stanley on the odd occasion.

I haven't mentioned athletics and racing - have been to both dogs and horses and enjoyed them both, and athletics can be quite interesting if you watch a series of heats in any event. And I do enjoy catching the odd glimpse of things like rowing and gymnastics during the olympics - oh and the weightlifting! and the winter olympics too...

So I shall not be glued to the screen for the olympics but maybe it would be better to have the games on the other side of the world then there would only be a highlights package to watch rather than wall to wall coverage!
 
Well it is fine if you can break wind at will. I can't......I have to be in a toilet(yes, I know....it is my upbringing......ladies don't trump in public)
 
I had major surgery when I was 39....and this made me rather slow at moving around......I was getting up from the sofa(heading for the loo) and I inadvertently broke wind.....himself said it was the first time in 20 years of marriage that he had heard me do that. I was thoroughly embarassed - he said I was daft.
 
Words that sound funny when spoken out loud,
Chutney,
Burglars,
Couscous,
Hummus.

They have to be spoken out loud to appreciate that they sound funny.







Oh, and people who talk to themselves.
 
Moths
Camping and campers especially when they try to dress it up as 'glamping' - get a hotel room or stay at home and stop pretending it's fun sleeping on the ground outside, getting wet and filthy and sharing showers and toilets with complete strangers! Are they mad?
Ditto caravanners.
Ramblers in country pubs on Sunday lunchtimes taking over with damp clothes and muddy boots and equally muddy dogs on occasion, steaming the place up.
People who try to preach to poor mortals about healthy lifestyles (anti smoking, drinking, junk food pro mega exercise & marathon running) - have some fun and stop being so uptight or you'll have a heart attack!
Weeds and constantly growing grass in my garden!
Dust
Definitely the supermarket aisle blockers!
Bad manners and ignorant attitudes.
I could go on and on and on.........!
 
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