Ryanair

I remember going on a football supporters trip a few years ago, and someone came round collecting for a whip-round for the pilot!
Must have been very advisable to drop a tenner in the hat in that case gynn:D
 
There was me thinking Ryanair used outside toilets Gremlin:D

That must have been before my time jaysay but I have heard that some crew did use the outside toilet, there were two big handles to hang onto and you just put your bum over the door sill and let rip. :tongueout

ps for boeing guy,

I still can't manage to get the 737 on the runway at Manchester after a flight from Birmingham, when is the next lesson.
 
One of the things I was warned to watch out for on Ryanair flights was the pilots use of the "Fasten Seat Belt" signs. They have a strange habit of lighting up just before the crew are due to come round with the scratch cards and perfumes, thus ensuring everybody is in their seats ready to pay up.

Lo and behold, it happened on my flights, and there wasn't a hint of turbulence about.

Is it true, Boeing Guy, that the seat belts signs are used in this way?
 
One of the things I was warned to watch out for on Ryanair flights was the pilots use of the "Fasten Seat Belt" signs. They have a strange habit of lighting up just before the crew are due to come round with the scratch cards and perfumes, thus ensuring everybody is in their seats ready to pay up.

Lo and behold, it happened on my flights, and there wasn't a hint of turbulence about.

Is it true, Boeing Guy, that the seat belts signs are used in this way?
Wouldn't have mattered in my case gynn every time I took to the skies I kept my seat belt on all the time, jaysay and flying did not mix, in fact I was elated when my doc advised me not to fly again:D
 
Hmmmm.

So one person refuses to pay the baggage charge and 100 people are thrown off the plane.

Do you think maybe we aren't being told the whole story here?

:confused::confused::confused:
perhaps yeh aint reading the report right gynn? says one person refused n a large scuffle broke out,;) reading between the lines says to me, chav n his mates have had few n normal behavior commences.:D
 
perhaps yeh aint reading the report right gynn? says one person refused n a large scuffle broke out,;) reading between the lines says to me, chav n his mates have had few n normal behavior commences.:D
Sounds about right cashy:D
 
Agree with all that Boeing Guy said,I have flown with that bunch of clowns twice and never again, if I'd have been able to swap my return flight I would have. Their cabin crew have to provide their own pens and a calculator if they wanted to use one, and pay for their own crummy uniforms, makes you wonder what other corners they cut.
 
Sadly what happened today in Cork could have been avoided.

This is part of the problem with today's low cost revolution, someting has to give and sadly people died.
I am not for one second attributing blame on anybody, but and this is a huge but, why did the flight crew not divert after the 2nd attempt. We will find out when the crash report is written, until then it is all just speculation.

Ryanair push their crew very hard.
The crew are well trained, but so were the Manx 2 crew, as am I, we all make mistakes, bad management should not be a factor.
 
I've just had a very unfortunate experience with Ryanair.

I boarded the plane this morning, and mindful of the policy of no seats pre-allocated, I took a seat at the front of the aircraft. The next thing I knew, a man came up and told me I was in his seat.

"I'm sorry" I said,"but there are no pre allocated seats."

He wasn't satisfied. Again he told me I was sitting in his seat.

I was worried now, having heard about the sort of person who travels Ryanair. But I was determined to stand my ground. "There ARE no pre allocated seats" I said.

"Okay!" he said "Well in that case, you can fly the bloody plane!"

:o:o:o
 
I've just had a very unfortunate experience with Ryanair.

I boarded the plane this morning, and mindful of the policy of no seats pre-allocated, I took a seat at the front of the aircraft. The next thing I knew, a man came up and told me I was in his seat.

"I'm sorry" I said,"but there are no pre allocated seats."

He wasn't satisfied. Again he told me I was sitting in his seat.

I was worried now, having heard about the sort of person who travels Ryanair. But I was determined to stand my ground. "There ARE no pre allocated seats" I said.

"Okay!" he said "Well in that case, you can fly the bloody plane!"

:o:o:o
Seems you landed okay gynn
 
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