Santa's not coming.
Light the fire in the grate.
He's got Covid 19,
So he must isolate.
He does not feel ill.
Not hot, got no cough.
But nevertheless
Christmas is 'off'.
There'll be no pulled crackers.
There'll be no plum pud.
It's no damn use moaning
That you have been good
So take down that tinsel,
The baubles, the tree.
Santa's got to test negative..
Before he is free.
Light the fire in the grate.
He's got Covid 19,
So he must isolate.
He does not feel ill.
Not hot, got no cough.
But nevertheless
Christmas is 'off'.
There'll be no pulled crackers.
There'll be no plum pud.
It's no damn use moaning
That you have been good
So take down that tinsel,
The baubles, the tree.
Santa's got to test negative..
Before he is free.