Staggered.

garinda

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Well, l aint slept as it's only 7.30 am and l haven't kipped much this weekend.

But hey, who gives a monkey's Aunt as l've had a fab weekend?

Saturday was very nice, being Willow's and Busman's joint stag/hen do, much of it due to the hardwork of Mother Mez and Mandy and Staggers.

We missed the no showers. Tinkerbelle, Jason and Gobsmacked see me after school! :(

Sunday night was an absolute ball.

Easy Street are, and were bloomin' marvelous, and l'm thinking of packing my bags to go and watch their forthcoming tour of Poland and Germany. l was lucky enough to be able to tell them that it was one of the most enjoyable nights l've had for a very long time. Parkinson's apparently has it's advantages, as l shook my tambourine nearly in time with the banging sounds.

After leaving the packed crowd shouting for yet another encore, but enjoying a much needed drink, we were treated to a short set by our very own UK Cowboy. What a star, a revelation, the strangest things come in the strangest packages- and no, l wasn't staring at your package thank you!!!

I've said it before, joining Accy Web has helped change my life. I've been lucky enough to meet some great people, l would never have the pleasure to have met without it. Quick roll call of peeps of whose company l've enjoyed-

Romps and Neily- great to met you eventually, Mezzer, Willow, Busman, Pendy my good neighbour, g78 my nemesis. The lovely Lindsay who'll be my mate for the rest of my life. Mick, Ann, Lessy Wessy,Wingy, Sparkie and Sparkologist and the ever so glam Lettie. Len and his beautiful partner Nettie. Staggers, who l thought was a bit scared of me, but proved me wrong by treating to me the benefits of his ales as opposed to lager until the wee small hours. Mandy, mine hostess who recognised me from Primary School, which must prove l aint changed that much in the intervening 30 years!

Before this turns into a sad and slightly teary Oscar acceptance speech, if l forgot to mention you l'm sorry, you are a great bunch of people and l love and thank you all.

Exit Rindy stage left, gown sweeping the floor, clutching Oscar for best Johnnie blower upper!
 
I always suspected that Gwyneth Paltrow's Oscar speech was ghost written; now I know the source.
 
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