Stranded..........

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Who would you most like to be stranded on a desert island with and why?

What one item of luxury could you not do without?



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Garinda – He’s such a likable Chap.

A large Rounders Bat – He’s an argumentative little *******
 
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Luxury? A mirror.

Person? A friendly, witty hermaphrodite.
 
Doug said:
Garinda – He’s such a likable Chap.

A large Rounders Bat – He’s an argumentative little *******
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Awwwww, that sweet, but I don't play rounders.:)
 
garinda said:
Awwwww, that sweet, but I don't play rounders.:)
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Oh, it doesn’t matter. You won't be in any fit state anyway.......The bats for you head..:p lol
 
Doug said:
Oh, it doesn’t matter. You won't be in any fit state anyway.......The bats for you head..:p lol
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Violence is never the answer Doug.

My pen [keyboard] is mightier than your sword [rounders bat.]
 
garinda said:
Violence is never the answer Doug.

My pen [keyboard] is mightier than your sword [rounders bat.]
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I am so pleased you explained that..........:o . I think we should return to the thread now.
 
Ok, as long as you don't say again you want to whack me round the head with a rounders bat on a desert island.:)
 
The person would have to be will mellor......................


And if the person was will mellor.................the luxury Item would have to be toilet roll;) :D
 
The person mmmm ........... slinky, because even if we were in mortal danger or dieing of starvation we'd still find something to laugh at :D and she's taking Will Mellor, what more could a girl ask for!

The luxury item ........ beer of course ;)
 
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A Hermaphrodite is an unfortunate person born with both male and female sets of genitalia. In a true hermaphrodite, neither set of genitalia is functional. These babies are usually operated on to cosmetically alter the genitalia to resemble one or the other (usually determined by the results of chromasome tests). Fortuntely it is a relatively rare condition. The term 'hermaphrodite' originates from Greek mythology, Hermaphroditus was the son of Hermes and Aphrodite he was fused with a nymph and took on the physical traits of both genders...


I would like to be stranded with Sparks because he makes me laugh.

My luxury item would be an unlimited supply of Wolfblass Shiraz.:D
 
Jagielka:D :D

Luxury item ........ a ball

..............then i could make me own footy team :p ;)
 
accymel said:
Jagielka :D :D
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aawwwww that's nice of you to think of Jaggys brother Phil :D

Your luxury item should be your mobile though, so I can keep you informed on Stanley score lines and send you pics of Ste Jaggy pmsl!!
 
Tinkerbelle said:
aawwwww that's nice of you to think of Jaggys brother Phil :D

Your luxury item should be your mobile though, so I can keep you informed on Stanley score lines and send you pics of Ste Jaggy pmsl!!
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Erm noooooo im taking Ste Jaggy :D tho yeh i should take me phone soooo i can send u pics;)
 
lettie said:
In a true hermaphrodite, neither set of genitalia is functional.
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They appeared to work ok in a certain DVD I once watched. Before you all ask no you can't borrow it. Rindy assures me that the DVD went faulty so he threw it away. I am not sure I believe him ;)
 
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They appeared to work ok in a certain DVD I once watched. Before you all ask no you can't borrow it. Rindy assures me that the DVD went faulty so he threw it away. I am not sure I believe him ;)
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Hehehehe, I reckon in medical terms functional applies to the ability to reproduce, but may include general use with some people...:D

Shame about Rindy chucking that DVD away though...;)
 
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