summer

[MUMMIBOO]

Fat is the new thin this season.

 

[Tinkerbelle]

How about .............

"What you looking at? You never seen a LADY before?"

 

[Doug]

How about .............

"What you looking at? You never seen a LADY before?"

S***! This mirror is supposed to make me look thin

 

[Doug]

Do you like my nap sack

 

[cashman]

i may be FAT-but you are UGLY.

 

[sarah]

Seriously though, how'd she even get to the bench? How would you get about like that?

 

[Mick]

You should now sarah you took the pic ........it could be by crane or dumper truck !

 

[Less]

Seriously though, how'd she even get to the bench? How would you get about like that?

Well, this wasn't big enough!

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[jpest1]

Does my bum look big in this?....... ooer where is my bum

 

[sarah]

Well, this wasn't big enough!

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V gud, Less. I like.

 

[K.S.H]

Accrington webs slimmer of the week

 

[WillowTheWhisp]

Where was that photo taken Sarah?

 

[sarah]

I have no idea. Not responsible (am I ever?).

 

[lettie]

Hehehehe, I have had this photo by e mail earlier this year...

My caption is......

Oooh, this Atkins diet is superb, I have already lost my knickers and I have been struggling for ages to get into this dress.

 

[WillowTheWhisp]

I'll tell you something folks - it's an inspiration to me. I've known I need to lose weight for ages but even havng joined the Healthy Heart thing it's difficult to keep motivated with excercise when I'm up to my ears in a million and one other things. I shall caption this:

"You too can have a body like mine"

and that should give me the incentive to keep trying not to!

 

[pendy]

How about - "I've never liked this frock, it makes me look fat".

 

[Less]

Caption Competition

I will donate 80 Ackers courtesy of apest1 to the person with the best caption for the above photo!

Closing date Wednesday 13th July 11.00a.m.

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Less than 24 hours to go if you want a chance to get your hands on those ackers get posting now!

 

[MUMMIBOO]

while your at the van love l'll have a large double 99 with a extra flake and loads of strawberry sauce on top.

Oh an can i have a DIET coke, gotta watch me figure.

Cheers luv!!!

 

[Doug]

You may laugh, but who's pushing who around.......

or

Here luv, you looking for business........

 

[Mick]

That was 1 hell of a diet i have just been on