Teachers...

go be a Science teacher, you can blow stuff up every day, I love it!!!

Didn't fancy all that classroom stuff so I joined the Army instead (all in the past now) but hell they let me loose with all kinds of stuff that blew things up & went bang, ah, happy days ! :D
 
Sounds like fun... Not sure I could hack all the death that could happen in the army...

There are lots of hoops that need to be jumped through but like someone posted earlier its incredibly rewarding to be able to change young peoples lives
 
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Should read 'Do believe every word Garinda says.'

Must try harder.

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:D
That's my worst result ever -i do like a severe teacher though -you don't do corporal punishment do you by any chance G? I never ever got spanked at school......;):o:D
 
No thats an unfortunate hoop we're not allowed to jump through

(not really pupils do not deserve to be hit or "spanked" at any point)
 
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That's my worst result ever -i do like a severe teacher though -you don't do corporal punishment do you by any chance G? I never ever got spanked at school......;):o:D

Yes.

I'll happily administer a sound, virtual whuppin'.

Though be warned.

I don't know when to stop.

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i'll stop

No staying power that's your trouble, ever considered being a teacher for a living?
The hours aren't great you don't have time to recover from driving to work before you have to head for home again but what the hey, it's not like you have to do anything in between, according to the papers they make the exams easier each year to compensate for your lack of interest.

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People teach because they weren't able to make a success in the world outside of academia.

Those than can, do.

Those that can't, teach.

:D

(I'm a professor, by the way.)

And those who can't teach, teach others how to teach.;)
 
That is a very good explanation for our current low standards.

'Students will not be allowed to enter teacher training in England if they fail basic numeracy and literacy tests three times, under tougher rules to raise teaching standards.'

'At present students are allowed to take unlimited re-sits while they train.'

'The Department for Education said one in 10 trainees takes the numeracy test more than three times, while the figure is one in 14 for the literacy test.'

BBC News - Literacy and numeracy tests toughened for new teachers

'The National Union of Teachers said it considered the tests "superfluous".'

:rofl38::rofl38::rofl38:
 
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