The Big Game Hunter

dotti34

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Not much going on with me these days so this blog is of more memories from the past. We hadn’t lived in Australia long when we bought a car. An Austin A40 tourer. My husband also bought a gun. A .22 Winchester long rifle, a 10 shot repeater, and fancied himself as a big game hunter (well a rabbit hunter at least). He and a number of mates often went out shooting, usually riding in a truck and using a spotlight which mesmerised the dear little bunnies, and then ‘bang’, another one for the pot. No contest really.

On the other hand the bunnies were pests for the farmers and so permission was always granted to do this, even encouraged.

One evening his friends weren’t available and so he said that our A40 with the canvas top down would be ideal for spotlight shooting and wanted to try it out, if I would be his driver. I supposed he asked me because there wasn’t anyone else. As normally I didn’t get asked I decided to take up the offer, thought it would be an experience. A girlfriend of mine came along for the ride and was also going to hold the spotlight for him.

We were driving through a forest, husband standing at the ready, leaning over the windscreen, my friend was shining the spotlight over the side of the car. Suddenly my husband shouted ‘There’s one, stop!’ I slowly brought the car to a standstill but by then the bunny had scarpered, and escaped being put into a pastry crust. The big game hunter was very frustrated and yelled at me ‘What were thinking? The rabbit’s got away. You were too slow, next time I say ‘stop’ stop!’ That wasn’t very nice of him to shout at me in front of my friend but I forgave him and said I’d do better next time.

Precariously leaning over the windscreen, balanced with rifle at the ready, spotlight shining brightly, suddenly he shouted ‘stop!’ so I did, I slammed on the brakes, brought the car to an immediate standstill, and there he went – sailing through the air, over the windscreen, gun and all, a*** over t** as the saying goes. Right over the front of the car.

With no thought about how disastrous this could have been, after all he could have been shot had the gun gone off, I couldn’t stop laughing. It was a very funny sight – you just had to be there. As he picked himself up feeling a bit bruised (as was his ego in front of my friend) the expletives were enough to make even the bunnies put their paws over their ears. I was called names I had never associated myself with, or thought myself as being. That night I knew for sure the honeymoon was well and truly over……

Have no idea why not but I was never asked to be the driver on another ‘hunt’, and anyway soon afterwards he gave it up himself.
 
Another great episode Dotti. Please can we have some more?

On another note.....my daughters little boy who is 10 has horrible handwriting.
I have been coaching him to improve it and I look for pieces which wil be interesting for him. He reads them then he has to do write the story in his own words.

I gave him your 'Broken Egg' to do and he loved it. he thought it was very funny, but could also see how the lad in the piece was very upset.
 
Hi Margaret, am pleased to know that your grandson enjoyed the tale of the Emu egg. What a great way to help him improve his writing, coaching him like this. You are a very caring grandmother.
Glad to know you enjoy my 'ramblings' but I don't want to 'hog the blog' as it were.
 
He deserved to be sent flying, totally unsporting way of shooting that! He should've been traipsing round the fields, mind you being an "Ozzy", you can't expect them to play fairly! :D
 
Dotti I don't do the G thing....my daughters little boy calls me by my first name...always has and I hope he always will. I do not like to be defined by the GP thing...it is something I never had on my list of things 'to do'...but please don't worry.
I will always try to make their lives richer than mine was(even though I consider that my life was rich in other ways than financially)...as for hogging the blog...that is never going to happen......so few people blog these days.
It is me who is the blog hog!
 
Ha ha, DaveinGermany, I agree re the shooting bit. Wouldn't do that sort of thing now. However, re him being an Ozzy - have to say that he is actually an Accrington bloke, and at heart always will be. You know what they say 'you can take the man out of Lancashire, but you can never take the Lancashire out of the man'.
 
Margaret, names and titles don't mean much - it's deeds, actions and caring that count, and your daughter's children's lives are definitely being enriched by you in all ways.
As for blogging - I wonder why more people don't. I enjoy reading the blogs - definitely beats reading the newspapers these days.
 
Keep on blogging, Dotti, please! Your stories are great :)
This one reminds me of my hubby, who used to go bear hunting before I met him. He came to me complete with a bear skin rug! That soon found a home elsewhere, I can tell you. He still has his rifle, and he cleans it from time to time. But no creatures have gone to meet their maker since we've been married hah hah.
 
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