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Well, if I was ever in a Police line-up, I wouldn't want you to be their star witness, you just gave my description to the world, except for one very important point, I do not, never have, nor will I ever own a red suit. (According to rindy, such an ensamble would clash with my bloodshot eyes).
As for Christmas starting in November, I'm almost certain in fact I'm absolutely bloody sure, it started in September.
Can't wait for January the second when the Easter eggs are back on the shelves.
Is there space in that darkened room for a little one........I promise to behave and be very very quiet.
I can't wait for it all to be over with.......the wrapping paper recycled, the baubles put away, the lights neatly boxed away and the pine needles swept up.........and normal service resumed in the shops.
Yes, Merry Christmas and a happy thingy.
If that bearded man in the red suit, smelling of stale beer and fags is there...........I will go and look for my own darkened room....them elves are a right pain too.
The only person im my darkened room is my therapist.
The only person im my darkened room is my therapist.

I thought I was on my own with my anti christmas stance, I dont trim up, send cards, or wrap presents(its hard wraping a pastie anyway). It would be an advantage if there was an international symbol that meant "keep away I hate christmas", well one that wouldnt get you punched in the face.
Last year, I didn't trim up....the cards languished in a heap on the radiator shelf.....I do buy presents....and I do wrap presents.....this is because I am the woman in this partnership...himself likes to take all the kudos for writing the cards, buying the presents and wrapping them...but it is me really....but he glows with pride if someone says they like the gift we have bought for them.
If it was banned tomorrow....I wouldn't miss it.

I do hope not -I'm quite a romantic at heart - it wouldn't take much to lift my mood...
Have received my first 2 Xmas cards today which is a start, from 2 Aunties -hope more are on their way. Hearing from the ones you love is important when you live abroad as I do...but mum's stopped sending cards and so has my sister (sigh)...will have to hope I hear from other family and my friends...
I really am in a pensive mood today...a cup of tea is the remedy -best drink of the day![]()
Christmas to me is a real family time -many of the traditions I follow come through from my own childhood and are little traces of the family even further back...
Funny that, I'm normally a tea drinker as coffee sends me haywire. The only place I can drink it is in Italy, in those tiny cups that are so small you can hardly get the spoon in.
Shame about the cards, I don't do much for Christmas but I do like to send and receive cards. I decorate with lots of greenery (ivy mainly) and Richard and I always have a proper Christmas dinner, sometimes with an aged relative, but not this year, so we don't have to have turkey (she would turn her nose up at anything else) and can treat ourselves to duck instead. Hooray!
You're right, I keep up some traditions from way back, just for the two of us...

Guinea Fowl is a nice aternative to Turkey , quite like duck and recently had Goose for the first time which was really good...
Years ago we had a goose and were horrified when it was cooked to find how little meat there was on it. Good job we had some beef as well as there were quite a few of us. Still like it though. Anything but turkey...
Two possibilitys there, was it a small goose? (unlikely).
Or
Was it cooked wrong? The meat on a goose seems to shrink away to nothing if cooked at too high a temperature.

Two possibilitys there, was it a small goose? (unlikely).
Or
Was it cooked wrong? The meat on a goose seems to shrink away to nothing if cooked at too high a temperature.

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