The LYNX Effect

[yerself]

Man sues over lack of 'Lynx effect'
A luckless Indian romeo is suing Lynx after he failed to land a single girlfriend during seven years of using their products.

Ananova - Man sues over lack of 'Lynx effect'

Excellent stuff. Now you know where you're going wrong lads.

 

[mani]

dammit

now i know why the ladies dont like me

 

[accyman]

dammit

now i know why the ladies dont like me

now now lynx only claims to make you smell better not look better

 

[Benipete]

Some of us get the Lynk effect on a regular basis down at the research center.

Can be quite painful for some.

 

[accyman]

Some of us get the Lynk effect on a regular basis down at the research center.

Can be quite painful for some.

thats a totaly different kind of lynx effect and is very similar to mad cows disease

only kiddin lynx

 

[LYNX1]

thats a totaly different kind of lynx effect and is very similar to mad cows disease

only kiddin lynx

Can't deny the truth

 

[SPUGGIE J]

Can't deny the truth

That she will set her body guard on you if the effect has no effect. If the body guard has no effect then in effect the Lynx effect has no effect at all.

 

[LYNX1]

That she will set her body guard on you if the effect has no effect. If the body guard has no effect then in effect the Lynx effect has no effect at all.

What???????????????? You don't improve do you spuggs?

 

[SPUGGIE J]

What???????????????? You don't improve do you spuggs?

That is the Lynx effect on the brain cell.

 

[accyman]

That is the Lynx effect on the brain cell.

you found one then ?

 

[shillelagh]

you found one then ?

i havent found one yet ... ive tried .. but still not found one ..

 

[SPUGGIE J]

i havent found one yet ... ive tried .. but still not found one ..

Mine should be were i think it is. If not then i am in soapy bigtime. Cant see it at the mo but should have 2 off em somewere.

 

[LYNX1]

Mine should be were i think it is. If not then i am in soapy bigtime. Cant see it at the mo but should have 2 off em somewere.

You do keep them well hidden.....

 

[SPUGGIE J]

You do keep them well hidden.....

I have 2 full ones and cant remember were i put em. Its terrible esp when i need em. Got em yesterday and managed to lose em. Could have left em on the bus.

 

[cashman]

Well it worked O.K. fer me, the guy must be ugly.

 

[SPUGGIE J]

Well been shopping and got more AND MADE SURE I got it home and away were i can find it.

 

[shillelagh]

Well been shopping and got more AND MADE SURE I got it home and away were i can find it.

really?

 

[david1]

I have 2 full ones and cant remember were i put em. Its terrible esp when i need em. Got em yesterday and managed to lose em. Could have left em on the bus.

Have you checked the fridge ??

 

[SPUGGIE J]

really?

Yep n its safe n sound and have checked to be sure.

Its still there nice n happy.

Just out of curio do womens perfume in subtle was make the same claim then do not deliver?

 

[SPUGGIE J]

Have you checked the fridge ??

Not in there though wouldnt be the first time something that shouldnt be in the fridge ended up there.