Ive just been reading some of the old entries ..... some making my eyes wet but others im laughing my head off.
An update of what ive done since the last time there was a blog it'd be like writing the essay when you were in detention at school of why you ended up in detention!!!
Now curl up with a brew you are going to need it by the time you finished reading this!!!! lol
Im trying to think now what did i do in January of this year i cant remember ive slept since then!!! lol Besides causing chaos on here every so often (im quiet and like a little angel and then every so often the devil in me takes over!), ive shown everyone who went to the Accyweb meet in May that i could drink absinthe something that Mick will never let me forget!!! Havent touched an alcoholic drink since then!!! Not even for my 40th birthday in July. Spug asked me out in June ... made him wait a week for my answer - how like a woman to make him wait well what else do you expect .. the best things in life you have to wait for!!!
He came down in July and was supposed to be stopping at his mums - he stopped there one night the rest he stayed with me!!! He cooked for me - he went out and bought me a salmon steak pan fried with herbs etc, new potatoes, salad it was lovely. He met part of my family took him to meet my sis and her partner and he loves their crazy dog (no accounting for taste), then he even made them a curry which was an experience. Remember what it was like in July - nice hot sunny weather well he made cheese & onion & potato soup, then a curry for afters. Thing is we had enough hassles trying to get the ingredients for this curry... and the bloody idiot he was bought proper chilli powder and added too much .. the next day we had to go to asda before we met up with his aunt & uncle at the oaklea to get more coconut milk to try to water it down. On the saturday night when he said try it and held it up to my mouth as soon as the spoon entered my mouth my eyes were watering it was so hot!!! He was laughing and said oh its not that bad .. i was running for the kitchen sink and water i said you try it - he wasnt so far behind me. We went to the accyweb meet when he was down, also went out for a night out with chav round great harwood and ended up in Blackburn. Anyway he went back home again and normal service resumed msn and webcams and text messages and phone calls. I'd still been having fits pretty regular have had one in iceland and scared the living daylights out of some of the staff - they rang for an ambulance and ended up in blackburn royal. Had to ring bro up to come and pick me up. Spug came down again in September and ended up blowing balloons up on haslingden street fair on our stall. Id changed my medication 3 days before he came down and all i wanted to do was sleep - so stopped taking them and rang my docs up and he told me to ring the consultant up. Then spug had to nurse me - cos i got like a flu bug .... was shivering even tho it was warm and i was wearing a fleece. He made me another salmon steak .... and i was ill. Curled up in bed with 2 duvets over me spug sed i was like a bear - all curled up cos he couldnt see me when he came up to check on me .. had the duvets pulled up right over my head with a spot open so i could breathe!! Anyway he went home on thurs.
Anyway what else lets bring it up to date:
Ok me & spug still going strong. You should see what he wrote in my xmas card ...when i eventually got it ......To my little angel (isnt that sweet!!). My xmas day was spent at my sisters as usual, but it was strange. Her sons went round to their dads and it was quiet without them. No arguing over the remote control, what we were going to watch etc Sis put the turkey in at ten past 1 so didnt eat till 5.30pm by that time one of her sons was back. The other was getting soundly beat by his gran at scrabble. I could have told him not to play scrabble with his gran ... she beat me often enough plus shes a retired school teacher. Sis had asked me a few weeks ago when i was down there after work we watching tv and a sainsburys ad came on for a chocolate pudding instead of a xmas pud. She sed do you want that instead of xmas pud on xmas day. Sed its not xmas without xmas pud and your cream. Well this year no brandy, no whisky so she added Jack Daniels to the cream. Now sis dont use a measuring cup just the bottle and how it looks..... not even how it tastes until shes added a quarter of the bottle.... i had loads of it on my xmas pud, and licked the mixing bowl clean. We went round to my other sisters (they live round the corner from each other) and she was just sitting down after her daughter & partner and 2 kids and my bro had just left. Her other daughter was upstairs with her boyfriend listening to music. It was pouring down when we left to walk round and i only had my fleece so i put on my sisters waterproof coat, her partner had an umbrella which he and his son was under, nephew had a coat, but sis managed to outdo us all... she had on a poncho (blanket really) which she had bought in India and wore when her partner had nicked her fleece because he'd lost his, and my nephews cowboy hat which he bought in blackpool when they went to Funnygirls from work!!! I came out with the 'Woman with No Name' and we took the mickey out of her all night about this. Anyway bro came back down to sis's with his daughter and what can xmas be without a family Trivial Pursuits and all the arguments!!! lol Sister's hubby was question master and was 2 teams room split down the middle - the brains all on one side - bro, eldest nephew, niece & boyfriend and me on the other side.... niece & her boyfriend were falling asleep, bro and nephew didnt listen to what was being said by me ... so we didnt have a chance did we. Finally came home from there about 11.00. Boxing day was going round to my niece's she was having the boxing day party. Bout 5.30am in the morning - sister's cream got its revenge was ill as anything. Got back to bed and woke up at 1pm and rang niece up and said sorry but im not so well!!! Rang spug up and he said get some water into you, the headache will go its a hangover and cos u were sick and go back to sleep and sleep it off. The headache just kept getting worse. Anyway took and ibuprofen (docs special) and carried on drinking water. Got something to eat at teatime and a brew - first one i had all day. I got a phone call from sis (the 1 whos coat i'd borrowed) asking where her car keys where!!! Anyway i lied low for a couple of days - watched my dvd Pirates of the Carribbean At worlds End which i got for xmas, and started writing a quiz for Sisters between xmas and new year party which was last night.
Altogether now ..... Ahhhhhhhh well you know from one of my other blogs about Casper, Stinky and Stretch....... well stretch went to the great goldfish bowl in the sky just before xmas. Spug said to buy another one to keep Stinky company because stinky will die because aint got no one to keep him company. I asked on a thread on here if that was true. Anyway on friday went down rawtenstall to get another one. Petshop was closed even though it was supposed to be open. So went round to asda cos i needed a new washing up bowl due to boxing day exertions!!! And i thought i'd best get some food in so ive got something to eat!!! Bumped into my sis in asda. My cousin & his wife who lives in Poland had landed on thurs nite and stopping till today when they go up to his sisters in scotland. When i looked in her trolly i sed bangers and mash for tea she said dont forget the baked beans ive got my orders... they dont have sausage as we know it over there and he misses bangers and mash!!! So last night we were all at sisters for the party, now sis said she was going to do a quiz ... and would i write her one.... then changed her mind she would write it and i would be in a team then changed her mind again.... she had a picture quiz, a christmas quiz and was going to do a pop quiz and 2007 quiz at work. I said id do some questions on general knowledge. I made em that there was some serious questions to suit the ones who do quizzes but there were some jokey ones in for the teenagers ..... so goes down with 24 questions and 14 different beer one (which country does the beer come from) when i got thro the door sis came up to me and said did you bring some questions and i said yes i did.... good cos i've lost all but 10 questions i did!!! so was stood then in the kitchen in the corner out of the way of everyone trying to write some more questions.... Anyway one of the questions was: In 2005 some blackpool workers got an agreement for a 48 hr week, fridays off and a lunch break who were they? and i had to repeat the question By the time we got round to the quiz nearly everyone was pie eyed... and one of my nephews mates shouted out who knows? Bet it was the donkeys!!!! everyone went quiet and he said in a bit quieter voice but still not exactly normal ... its not the donkeys is it? and everyone burst out laughing... and he coloured up and sed at least i got one right!!! lol I near enough lost my voice shouting the questions out ... but it was a laugh!!! Finally got home at 2am this morning so thats why the quiz hadnt been updated.
So that was my xmas........
An update of what ive done since the last time there was a blog it'd be like writing the essay when you were in detention at school of why you ended up in detention!!!
Now curl up with a brew you are going to need it by the time you finished reading this!!!! lol
Im trying to think now what did i do in January of this year i cant remember ive slept since then!!! lol Besides causing chaos on here every so often (im quiet and like a little angel and then every so often the devil in me takes over!), ive shown everyone who went to the Accyweb meet in May that i could drink absinthe something that Mick will never let me forget!!! Havent touched an alcoholic drink since then!!! Not even for my 40th birthday in July. Spug asked me out in June ... made him wait a week for my answer - how like a woman to make him wait well what else do you expect .. the best things in life you have to wait for!!!
He came down in July and was supposed to be stopping at his mums - he stopped there one night the rest he stayed with me!!! He cooked for me - he went out and bought me a salmon steak pan fried with herbs etc, new potatoes, salad it was lovely. He met part of my family took him to meet my sis and her partner and he loves their crazy dog (no accounting for taste), then he even made them a curry which was an experience. Remember what it was like in July - nice hot sunny weather well he made cheese & onion & potato soup, then a curry for afters. Thing is we had enough hassles trying to get the ingredients for this curry... and the bloody idiot he was bought proper chilli powder and added too much .. the next day we had to go to asda before we met up with his aunt & uncle at the oaklea to get more coconut milk to try to water it down. On the saturday night when he said try it and held it up to my mouth as soon as the spoon entered my mouth my eyes were watering it was so hot!!! He was laughing and said oh its not that bad .. i was running for the kitchen sink and water i said you try it - he wasnt so far behind me. We went to the accyweb meet when he was down, also went out for a night out with chav round great harwood and ended up in Blackburn. Anyway he went back home again and normal service resumed msn and webcams and text messages and phone calls. I'd still been having fits pretty regular have had one in iceland and scared the living daylights out of some of the staff - they rang for an ambulance and ended up in blackburn royal. Had to ring bro up to come and pick me up. Spug came down again in September and ended up blowing balloons up on haslingden street fair on our stall. Id changed my medication 3 days before he came down and all i wanted to do was sleep - so stopped taking them and rang my docs up and he told me to ring the consultant up. Then spug had to nurse me - cos i got like a flu bug .... was shivering even tho it was warm and i was wearing a fleece. He made me another salmon steak .... and i was ill. Curled up in bed with 2 duvets over me spug sed i was like a bear - all curled up cos he couldnt see me when he came up to check on me .. had the duvets pulled up right over my head with a spot open so i could breathe!! Anyway he went home on thurs. Anyway what else lets bring it up to date:
Ok me & spug still going strong. You should see what he wrote in my xmas card ...when i eventually got it ......To my little angel (isnt that sweet!!). My xmas day was spent at my sisters as usual, but it was strange. Her sons went round to their dads and it was quiet without them. No arguing over the remote control, what we were going to watch etc Sis put the turkey in at ten past 1 so didnt eat till 5.30pm by that time one of her sons was back. The other was getting soundly beat by his gran at scrabble. I could have told him not to play scrabble with his gran ... she beat me often enough plus shes a retired school teacher. Sis had asked me a few weeks ago when i was down there after work we watching tv and a sainsburys ad came on for a chocolate pudding instead of a xmas pud. She sed do you want that instead of xmas pud on xmas day. Sed its not xmas without xmas pud and your cream. Well this year no brandy, no whisky so she added Jack Daniels to the cream. Now sis dont use a measuring cup just the bottle and how it looks..... not even how it tastes until shes added a quarter of the bottle.... i had loads of it on my xmas pud, and licked the mixing bowl clean. We went round to my other sisters (they live round the corner from each other) and she was just sitting down after her daughter & partner and 2 kids and my bro had just left. Her other daughter was upstairs with her boyfriend listening to music. It was pouring down when we left to walk round and i only had my fleece so i put on my sisters waterproof coat, her partner had an umbrella which he and his son was under, nephew had a coat, but sis managed to outdo us all... she had on a poncho (blanket really) which she had bought in India and wore when her partner had nicked her fleece because he'd lost his, and my nephews cowboy hat which he bought in blackpool when they went to Funnygirls from work!!! I came out with the 'Woman with No Name' and we took the mickey out of her all night about this. Anyway bro came back down to sis's with his daughter and what can xmas be without a family Trivial Pursuits and all the arguments!!! lol Sister's hubby was question master and was 2 teams room split down the middle - the brains all on one side - bro, eldest nephew, niece & boyfriend and me on the other side.... niece & her boyfriend were falling asleep, bro and nephew didnt listen to what was being said by me ... so we didnt have a chance did we. Finally came home from there about 11.00. Boxing day was going round to my niece's she was having the boxing day party. Bout 5.30am in the morning - sister's cream got its revenge was ill as anything. Got back to bed and woke up at 1pm and rang niece up and said sorry but im not so well!!! Rang spug up and he said get some water into you, the headache will go its a hangover and cos u were sick and go back to sleep and sleep it off. The headache just kept getting worse. Anyway took and ibuprofen (docs special) and carried on drinking water. Got something to eat at teatime and a brew - first one i had all day. I got a phone call from sis (the 1 whos coat i'd borrowed) asking where her car keys where!!! Anyway i lied low for a couple of days - watched my dvd Pirates of the Carribbean At worlds End which i got for xmas, and started writing a quiz for Sisters between xmas and new year party which was last night.
Altogether now ..... Ahhhhhhhh well you know from one of my other blogs about Casper, Stinky and Stretch....... well stretch went to the great goldfish bowl in the sky just before xmas. Spug said to buy another one to keep Stinky company because stinky will die because aint got no one to keep him company. I asked on a thread on here if that was true. Anyway on friday went down rawtenstall to get another one. Petshop was closed even though it was supposed to be open. So went round to asda cos i needed a new washing up bowl due to boxing day exertions!!! And i thought i'd best get some food in so ive got something to eat!!! Bumped into my sis in asda. My cousin & his wife who lives in Poland had landed on thurs nite and stopping till today when they go up to his sisters in scotland. When i looked in her trolly i sed bangers and mash for tea she said dont forget the baked beans ive got my orders... they dont have sausage as we know it over there and he misses bangers and mash!!! So last night we were all at sisters for the party, now sis said she was going to do a quiz ... and would i write her one.... then changed her mind she would write it and i would be in a team then changed her mind again.... she had a picture quiz, a christmas quiz and was going to do a pop quiz and 2007 quiz at work. I said id do some questions on general knowledge. I made em that there was some serious questions to suit the ones who do quizzes but there were some jokey ones in for the teenagers ..... so goes down with 24 questions and 14 different beer one (which country does the beer come from) when i got thro the door sis came up to me and said did you bring some questions and i said yes i did.... good cos i've lost all but 10 questions i did!!! so was stood then in the kitchen in the corner out of the way of everyone trying to write some more questions.... Anyway one of the questions was: In 2005 some blackpool workers got an agreement for a 48 hr week, fridays off and a lunch break who were they? and i had to repeat the question By the time we got round to the quiz nearly everyone was pie eyed... and one of my nephews mates shouted out who knows? Bet it was the donkeys!!!! everyone went quiet and he said in a bit quieter voice but still not exactly normal ... its not the donkeys is it? and everyone burst out laughing... and he coloured up and sed at least i got one right!!! lol I near enough lost my voice shouting the questions out ... but it was a laugh!!! Finally got home at 2am this morning so thats why the quiz hadnt been updated.
So that was my xmas........