Tipples For Ailment!!!

staggeringman

staggeringman

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:drink: everyone has there own witches brew when they are feeling down so lets share the recipe and help others get sloshed!!!!


For a cold!!!! grapefruit,lemon, orange, sugar, whiskey and hot water.
peel and boil the fruit for about an hour mashing it up as it boils add sugar, drain into a mug with a generous dose of whiskey in and drink hot!!! luverly.

DONT FORGET TO EAT THE FRUIT AFTER.....WITH ANOTHER WHISKEY..HE..HE
 
staggeringman said:
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DONT FORGET TO EAT THE FRUIT AFTER.....WITH ANOTHER WHISKEY..HE..HE
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Bluddy 'ell, Staggers! That sounds a bit familiar... just like your high-octane fruit punch at the halloween party.
If I close my eyes, I can still remember the hangover. Woe is me! Woe... woe... :o
 
If I'm suffering with aching bones and a custard nose, my favourite cure is a Yates's Blob, which is a concoction of Yates's Aussie White, hot water, sugar & lemon. Mmmm... baby. Delicious!
 
Poor Sparks......I think my husband has got what you have got.....just have a look at my journal... it tells all about it. I have given him the lemon drink, but alas no alcohol.....being ill should not be fun, and I don't want him to get the wrong idea!
Try a Menthol inhalation.....one crystal of Menthol in about aninch of boiling water in a jug (you put your nose where the spout is and breathe deeply until there is no more steam) It will get rid of the thick stuff that comes down your conk.
 
Oh I should have said..... you can get the menthol crystals from any good Chemist.
Oh and don't be tempted to put more crystals in the water or it will blow your brains out......and they will come down your nose too!
 
If you have that bloated heartburn sensation after a meal a small shot of Jaegermeister will do the trick. Keep the Jeagermeister in the freezer (it won't freeze) pour a small shot and sip it slowly. It looks and tastes a bit like Covonia bronchial balsam type stuff but it is superb for heartburn and settling your stomach. Far better than Rennie, gaviscon and ranitidine and it gets you ratted...:D
 
yes lettie i had a jeagermeister on saturday for a poorly tum & it did the trick never had it before/
 
It is a very strong liquer type stuff. It comes in a green bottle with a stag on the label. It's about 35% proof and costs roughly £10 in Asda. You drink it very cold so it should ideally live in your freezer. Hope this helps
 
Jägermeister is German herbal schnapps (pronounced Yaeger-my-ster). Jäger meaning Hunter, Meister meaning Master: Master Hunter or Hunt Master.

It was originally used when out hunting to keep the hunters warm (and drunk occasionally), and no hunting group would be found dead without it (probably dead drunk if found at all). There are over a hundred other herbal schnapps, and when I come over in April next year I'll bring a couple of samples with me (Lettie you're first in the queue as you take Jägermeister regularly).

Schnapps are normally taken after a meal to aid digestion, and help get rid of a bloating feeling (pregnant women excepted).

Normally between 34%-45% proof, there are also many other types of vegetable or fruit schnapps(sometimes milder at 20%-30%). At home in Bavaria, the local one is called Bärwurz (Bear Roots), and is based on Celery!! or Celleriac!! (40% to 48%).

I can positively confirm that it kills rats as well!!! (shall I send some to Peter Britcliffe?)
 
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