Today......

[Bee]

Today I went to Manchester. Noticed a change on the way,

Costa Coffee has opened in Tesco in Haslingden .

I went to ASDA Wal-Mart Supercentre in Manchester. It was great . Bought loads of bargains .

 

[Wynonie Harris]

Today I was going to go to Port Vale to watch Stanley. Then, for various reasons, I decided not to.

When I saw the score at halftime, I decided to go to the pub and get wellied.

Now I have a very bad headache.

Today, was not a good day.