Today.....

shillelagh

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Well you know im not an early person - i dont believe there are 2 8 o'clocks in the day.. last night i wasnt too early going to bed ... so not much kip. At 9.15 this morning sisters banging on the door, tapping on the window and shouting through the letterbox. When i finally opens the door shes stood there 2 bags of muddy clothing and shes knocking the mud off a pair of trackie bottoms all over the front path, when thats done she pulls out a surridge jacket full of dried mud and bit by bit she empties the bags full of lovely dried muddy clothes and continues knocking the mud off. Her washer, which wasnt long ago mended has gone on the blink again. Can she wash nephews football kit - he scored a goal and jumped in the biggest puddle he could see and slipped...:D Also her computers on the blink again - now little nephew is 15 - 16 next month and hes got all his coursework for his GCSE to do. Can he come up and do it on the computer. Yeah he can do - i'll be back in half an hour. She came back and dropped him off and boots up the computer. So he's doing his coursework its Maths. I hated Maths - all that cosine, sine, etc and he says this is the last year they are doing coursework in maths - next year theyre stopping doing it. We didnt do it when we were doing cse's - it was just an exam split in two parts. Anyway 1.30 comes - i makes him his dinner cheese & tomato on toast. And numerous brews, he's finger typing - looking for the letter so slow .... so i said you read it out and i'll type so hes reading it out im typing away it dont take long to do well the first page anyway and then he said ive got to finish it off - so put the table up and hes sat there finishing it off. Washer finally finishes and its fine - ok a bit of hailstones earlier - but it bounces off clothes dont it? :D So stuck the clothes out ....... half an hour later starts hailstoning - its bouncing off the clothes so its ok and stops - so left them out. Next up i sees the ironing pile.. now i hate ironing always have done and always will... thought well cant go on accyweb or the net so i thought ok i'll do the ironing ..... im now sitting here not moving my shoulder its aching like hell... in fact there was 13 tshirts, 8 blouses, 2 prs of trousers, 11 tops, 6 prs of jeans, 1 tablecloth, and my uniform for work. I was swapping between ironing and typing for my nephew. When sis finally turned up to pick him up she brought big brother with him - wanting to book his driving test.. so that was done, and still hadnt finished his coursework so sis took his bro home and picked up the tower to bring to my house she also brought the laptop thats gone kaput as well. Oh sis is not having a good week!!! Eventually nephew and sis goes at 7.30pm. So now im suffering from a sore shoulder, wheat bags coming out later - have got voltarol. I'll be sorted.
 
its a jacket by surridge - its a sports jacket the team he plays for gets their name on and either the kids buy them or they are donated by their sponsor.

Theyre a posh team - they got teams in u9, u10s, u11s, u13s, u15s and u18s plus they have 2 girls teams so they can do that with the amount of kids they have playing in their teams. They play in accy & district league as well.
 
Depends cashy on who im talking to .... :D

Never heard of the bionic woman .... part robot part human...... :D
 
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