Tree Murders!!
- Thread starter Tinkerbelle
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Bazf said:
YES IT KEEPS ME AWAKE EVERYNIGHT
!! If my liking of trees constitutes being a tree hugger so be it!! I'll just nip out and give my two sycamores that are left a big hug
It's quite easy to understand Bazf ............. MY PROPERTY .........MY GARDEN ....... MY TREES ............. NOT HIS!!! Thankyou I've just noticed he's home and you have just wound me up enough ..............
Give as good as you get T. and to hell with em.
Yes it was Chris and Simon 
The silly owd bugger said he hadn't realised what it was. He thought it was root growth from the scyamores (DUH ....... they have different leaves) and apologised saying he likes the trees as much as me and it would have been left to flourish had he known ......... What else could I say 
I have took photos incase of anything else but I've put one on of the poor horsechestnut ........... my anger has just turned to dismay now !
The silly owd bugger said he hadn't realised what it was. He thought it was root growth from the scyamores (DUH ....... they have different leaves) and apologised saying he likes the trees as much as me and it would have been left to flourish had he known ......... What else could I say I have took photos incase of anything else but I've put one on of the poor horsechestnut ........... my anger has just turned to dismay now !Attachments
Doug said:
I do hope so Doug but from the stump you can see it was well established
Doug said:
Yes it's in our garden
sorry to hear about your trees tinks!a neighbour is aloud to trim branches that hang over there garden on condition they throw them back over to your property,but if they have been over onto your property to kill the tree, you can get them done for tresspass and willful damage.
have you not been in touch with accywebs special branch yet?.....(TWIG).........
have you not been in touch with accywebs special branch yet?.....(TWIG).........
Prosecute the “gentleman of uncertain parentage” Trespass and vandalism. Tell him you want compensation are you’ll nail his dumplings to your Sycamores….. Its not funny when these idiots take action like this and plead innocents through stupidity….what the fairy in a hole was he doing in your garden in the first place? 
I wish I could use proper swear words like the other big boys….
staggeringman said:
OMG I just had visions of going out and finding the remains of a horsechestnut tree thrown into my garden that would have been the last straw 
!!!!staggeringman said:have you not been in touch with accywebs special branch yet?.....(TWIG).........
Wonder if that would be useful or whether she'd talk aload of old conkers
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Doug said:
His reason for being in my garden (whilst I was out with my Dad may i add) was apparently to trim overhanging branches from the sycamores and he thought he was doing us a favour by chopping 'what he thought' was roots expanding from the sycamores .......
Tinks i used to be a tree hugger untill one day when doing abit of hugging i had my nuts bit with a squirrel.........he......hee.have you got any squirrels in your garden?
staggeringman said:
LMAO!! Yes I do Stag and they are mean little sods ....... nut crunching, hob nail boot wearing son of a bitches !! ..... it's better to hug the trees at night while the squirrels are sleeping
just got what he wants tinks a nice squirrel called gary.hope they both get on..he.heee.Tinkerbelle said:LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is one I just took from my garden
OMG PMSL!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!
oh my giddy ants. Just read this whole thread from start to finish and have gone through every emotion god gave me. But it's ended with once again regretting not going to the loo before going on the comp!!!
So cheers tinks!!!! hmph!
Seriously though it's a difficult situation cos you don't wanna fall out with them over a tree cos in life there is nothing worse than having nightmare neighbours. But the flip side is why should the tree terminator get away with it?? Hey he doesn't have a prize winning rose bush does he?? Or a greenhouse as my two lads have a mean kick with a concrete football, lol
So cheers tinks!!!! hmph!
Seriously though it's a difficult situation cos you don't wanna fall out with them over a tree cos in life there is nothing worse than having nightmare neighbours. But the flip side is why should the tree terminator get away with it?? Hey he doesn't have a prize winning rose bush does he?? Or a greenhouse as my two lads have a mean kick with a concrete football, lol
The Lumberjack Song
I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay,
I sleep all night and I work all day.
He's a lumberjack and he's okay,
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
I cut down trees, I eat my lunch, I go to the lavatory.
On Wednesday I go shopping and have buttered scones for tea.
He cuts down trees, he eats his lunch, he goes to the lavatory.
On Wednesday he goes shopping and has buttered scones for tea.
I cut down trees, I skip and jump, I like to press flowers.
I put on women's clothing, and hang around in bars.
He cut downs trees, he skips and jumps, he likes to press flowers.
He puts on women's clothing? And hangs around in bars?
I cut down trees, I wear high heels, suspendies and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie, just like my dear Papa.
He cuts down trees, he wears high heels? Suspendies and a bra?
I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay,
I sleep all night and I work all day.
He's a lumberjack and he's okay,
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
I cut down trees, I eat my lunch, I go to the lavatory.
On Wednesday I go shopping and have buttered scones for tea.
He cuts down trees, he eats his lunch, he goes to the lavatory.
On Wednesday he goes shopping and has buttered scones for tea.
I cut down trees, I skip and jump, I like to press flowers.
I put on women's clothing, and hang around in bars.
He cut downs trees, he skips and jumps, he likes to press flowers.
He puts on women's clothing? And hangs around in bars?
I cut down trees, I wear high heels, suspendies and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie, just like my dear Papa.
He cuts down trees, he wears high heels? Suspendies and a bra?