Turkish Flu

[maxwell silver]

Just recovering from this evil strain of the virus which has seen me laid up off work for the last 3 weeks.Starts with a hacking cough & a head that feels like its stuffed with cotton wool.Slight deafness is also a symptom,wich results in a searing pain in the inner ear when the plane comes into land.While your immune system is fragile to say the least it then throws you a duoble whammy of terrible & constant stomach pains & 48 hours of constant vomiting.No solids can be taken for at least 5 days,just water & a gradual move onto cuppa soups.
My advice on how to avoid it?If you must go to Turkey avoid Gene Kelly impersonations in downpours of biblical proportions & then sitting in bars for several hours in wringing wet clothes.

 

[WillowTheWhisp]

Sounds awful Maxwell. Glad to hear you got over it.

 

[jaysay]

Just recovering from this evil strain of the virus which has seen me laid up off work for the last 3 weeks.Starts with a hacking cough & a head that feels like its stuffed with cotton wool.Slight deafness is also a symptom,wich results in a searing pain in the inner ear when the plane comes into land.While your immune system is fragile to say the least it then throws you a duoble whammy of terrible & constant stomach pains & 48 hours of constant vomiting.No solids can be taken for at least 5 days,just water & a gradual move onto cuppa soups.
My advice on how to avoid it?If you must go to Turkey avoid Gene Kelly impersonations in downpours of biblical proportions & then sitting in bars for several hours in wringing wet clothes.

Me thinks that if you do that type of impersonation in those conditions then sit in a bar for hours in wringing wet clothes, you could get the same results in downtown Ossy anyway gld your back to your fighting weight Maxwell