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Surely we can airlift a few puds and s&k for the depraved suffering in the colonies?
Just donate £25 per week to my Swiss account and for every pound donated I'll say thank you.
 
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Surely we can airlift a few puds and s&k for the depraved suffering in the colonies?
Just donate £25 per week to my Swiss account and for every pound donated I'll say thank you.
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Wouldn't it be easier if I just gave you all my banking info and my credit card number?:D
 
Eric said:
Wouldn't it be easier if I just gave you all my banking info and my credit card number?:D
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I like a challenge.

Seriously though...

Hang on while I calm down,

Me saying seriously?

How can we send you some heart ruining decent food?

Swap it for some moose.
 
Wynonie Harris said:
Eric, you wouldn't believe it, but they have fat-free black puddings now...they just don't taste the same somehow.

The Cambridge Five?...up against the wall with 'em (although admittedly it's a bit late now!). ;)
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How do they do the fat free thing? Sawdust, food coloring, and tofu:confused: I'm getting fed up with all this lite, green, etc bs:mad: You buy lite beer and pay the same price for it:rolleyes: More actually, 'cause insted of a dozen you need fifteeen or sixteen to get the same buzz. I mean, one doesn't go to one's local dope dealer and ask for marijuana lite: "I want lots of leaf and lumber .... oh, and don't forget to throw in a bunch of seeds. None of that sticky bud stuff that smells like the ass end of a skunk. Oh, and I demand to pay the same price for it.":D

Does the UKIP have a policy on the adulteration of the traditional black pudding?
 
"I went for lunch in my university canteen to find that black pudding had suddenly become breakfast pudding and black coffee was renamed coffee without milk."

- Paul Nuttall, UKIP MEP.

Fortunately, they still call it black pudding on Accy market. Best to avoid the fat-free version, though...all those little lumps of fat add to the taste! ;)
 
Fortunately, they still call it black pudding on Accy market. Best to avoid the fat-free version, though...all those little lumps of fat add to the taste! ;)[/QUOTE

I am sure you were always able to get "Fat" or "Thin" black puddings - the thin ones not having the visible lumps of fat in them - I was always preferred the "Fat" ones (black puddings that is), and still do.:)
 
Nice bit of logic from Private Eye magazine - The Tories campaigned against the AV voting system in last year's referendum. If substantial numbers of Tory voters defect to UKIP they would probably have put Conservative as their second choice in an AV vote. As (probably) 3rd place in the poll the UKIP votes would have been re-distributed to the Tories giving them a better chance of beating Labour.

So the Tories shot themselves in the foot.

But under the first past the post system, switching from Conservative to UKIP is likely to promote Labour's chances.

I'm unsure what would be best to do!
 
Eric said:
Still counting, eh. Doesn't make any difference ... crunch numbers till all atomic motion ceases in Hades ... you can't change the fact that popular historical memory has voted. And the winner is :theband: Adolph and the Nazis. Uncle Joe, Beria etc. are fading into history, along with other ethnic cleansers such as the Turks and General Philip Sheridan. Hitler isn't.

And the point you seem to be trying to make ... let me see ... is is that some democratic socialists, or many of them, cozied up to Stalin:confused: ... isn't really all that important in terms of the British political scene in the 20th century. British democratic socialism has, in the main, always been more democratic than it has socialist. And no matter how much you try to argue that left-wing genocidal maniacs are as bad as, or worse than the nazis, you can't alter that fact.
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For socialism read failure end of story, the only time socialism has ever worked is by the point of a gun, which no doubt in your mind is democracy;)
 
Barrie Yates said:
So? He is a British Citizen, served his country - have you? and his posts are articulate and grammatically correct - for a scouser that is. I suggest you sort yourself out before criticising others.
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Now be fair Barrie, he has sorted "US" out!!! by moving back oer the border, fair play to him.:D
 
cmonstanley said:
somebody who comments on a thread supporting ukip and lives in germany :eek:;)
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Your point is ? Ever thought the state of the UK maybe the reason I presently reside here ? :rolleyes: I can only assume my subtle reference to your educational qualities (meant light-heartedly for comedic purposes) went straight over your rather fuzzy thinking labour filled head ?




NTS, C'mon doesn't cope with subtle, sledgehammer required in future. ;) :)

Incidentally, reading various reports UKIP are now looking at 15% of the collective conscience, seems they're showing the big boys their arses.
 
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