Less, He didnt have any friends in the early sixties when I first met him. Dont think he has changed much.
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I'm yawning and I haven't even read Post 219. Just seeing the posters name is enough to start me off.
You must be allergic to DtheP47 Gordon
I saw a job ad on the London Underground today advertising for “ A Grand Wizard of the Inner Circle Line”
I thought, “That’s lovely, Boris is taking street theatre subterranean and paying homage to the books of J K Rowling. They will probably finish off at Kings Cross to see the Platform 9 and three quarters with that half a Asda trolley embedded in the wall”
Then I read the job description in the small print it was actually for an old fashioned wheel-tapper and shunter.
I thought, “That’s lovely, Boris is taking street theatre subterranean and paying homage to the books of J K Rowling. They will probably finish off at Kings Cross to see the Platform 9 and three quarters with that half a Asda trolley embedded in the wall”
Then I read the job description in the small print it was actually for an old fashioned wheel-tapper and shunter.
Just had a look at the Lonely Planet’s Guide to Boloxnia.
“ Not suitable for visiting after the Thermo Nuclear War only cockroaches survive”
Oh tee hee how witty your attempt could be.
Just come in from the pub have you?
Ready to give us the wisdom of your gaffs?
Oh by the way someone left a message for you over on the today I met an accywebber thread.
If you can manage to keep one eye open you'll be able to read it.
Oh tee hee how witty your attempt could be.
Just come in from the pub have you?
Ready to give us the wisdom of your gaffs?
Oh by the way someone left a message for you over on the today I met an accywebber thread.
If you can manage to keep one eye open you'll be able to read it.
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Well there you go again showing yourself to be no-one of real consequence.
I think I actually used that picture as my Avatar several years ago.
I seem to remember you whining in some other thread after you came in from the pub about how you didn't like losing this battle.
I did reply that whenever you want to stop what you started is fine by me.
Perhaps now would be a good time?
After all, you keep doing the attacking with the severity of a flea bite, which does me no harm but it really does show you up.
I think I actually used that picture as my Avatar several years ago.
Exactement..where do you think I got it from Wizz? Somebody sent me a scan of one of your old posts this morning.
Exactement..where do you think I got it from Wizz? Somebody sent me a scan of one of your old posts this morning.
You are so full of bullshine, it wasn't on AccyWeb.
You really should go back to your imaginary friend Water and give up trying to score points when you don't even know how may beans make 5!
You are so full of bullshine, it wasn't on AccyWeb.
Who said it was on the AW? The techie guys at Creech AFB have all your posts
Oh yawn, how boring you are, why on earth do you exist, you started your silly little campaign without any input from me, you whine when all you do is make a fool of yourself, you don't follow my suggestion of stopping what you started.Who said it was on the AW? The techie guys at Creech AFB have all your posts
I might just get annoyed with you, except...
...you aren't worth the bother, now go away try and find yourself someone that gives a damn!
I might just get annoyed with you, except...
...you aren't worth the bother, now go away try and find yourself someone that gives a damn!
The techie guys have just sent me one of your posts to Ask Abby.
Dear Abby I’ve got maggots under my scrotum and don’t know what to do. I have been banned from the Asda Chemists for pestering the Pharmacist for a solution. Can you help please? Wizz.
Dear Wizz, you are a wizard for Pete’s sake!! Wait a couple of days and they will turn into your flies. Abby.
The techie guys have just sent me one of your posts to Ask Abby.
Dear Abby I’ve got maggots under my scrotum and don’t know what to do. I have been banned from the Asda Chemists for pestering the Pharmacist for a solution. Can you help please? Wizz.
Dear Wizz, you are a wizard for Pete’s sake!! Wait a couple of days and they will turn into your flies. Abby.
Everyone is trace-able, even in the real world of virtuality, just a shame you make it up as you go along...
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Love the idea, DtheP47 actually posted something interesting on the WWW.
Anybody got ideas of what sort of spam should be directed to his email Addy at the bottom of the first link.
Nothing to do with penis enlargements, as he's already proved himself to be an over-inflated Richard.
And fortunately Delta managed to trace the errant suitcase too Wizz
I'm so glad, I've hardly slept worrying about why things always happen to you.
I've come up with a theory, if you treat everyone as you're inferior, the more inclined they will be to lose your baggage!
Same goes with folk on the web, treat us like that and boy, you will be the one with regrets.
I'm so glad, I've hardly slept worrying about why things always happen to you.
I've come up with a theory, if you treat everyone as you're inferior, the more inclined they will be to lose your baggage!
Same goes with folk on the web, treat us like that and boy, you will be the one with regrets.
Ok Ok
I’ll put it down to your lack of sleep that your middle sentence doesn’t hang together but hey I get what you are trying to say. It’s only an apostrophe and I’m not the forum spelling nazi.
David Hulme once asked the question “Would any man who is walking alone, tread as willingly on another’s gouty toes, whom he has no quarrel with, as on the hard and flinty pavement.
Put another way by Virginia Heffernan “Would any other solitary human being be cruel to a sick or weak person when he stood to gain nothing?”
I awarded you the sobriquet of “the sphincter in the pointed hat” when I read you bragging of just that several months ago on this forum.
And as far as egrets, as Burt Lancaster says in Frankenheimer’s classic film “ I’ve had a few”
Ditto threats.
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