Wanted! ....... Big Long Thing!

[Tinkerbelle]

In fact, I need a couple of big long things Has anyone got any flag poles for sale, cheap! :engsmil: Preferably 2 or more.

 

[Gayle]

For what purpose? Please don't say 'putting flags on'.

 

[Tinkerbelle]

Please don't say 'putting flags on'.

Erm ........ OK I won't say it

 

[talentedbutslow]

Wanted! ....... Big Long Thing!
Tinkerbelle

The mind boggles.........

 

[garinda]

I know Chav is selling his snake, you could always give it a viagra and run your St. Georges flag up it.

(The snake, not Chav.)

 

[Gayle]

What I meant was for what purpose? Do you want it for sticking out of your window, planting in your garden, waving.....?

 

[garinda]

The Queen nearly saw my flagpole this week as her helicopter flew past my bedroom window, on it's way from Blackburn to the Ribble Valley.


I managed to get it back under the duvet just in time.

 

[Tinkerbelle]

What I meant was for what purpose? Do you want it for sticking out of your window, planting in your garden, waving.....?

Ahhh get you now! Right, I want one of those long things first then I'll decide what I'm going to do it with it. Up to now I think I'm going to shove the long thing in a tight hole ........... I think the official 'man term' is a flag pole bracket like this

 

[Gayle]

Do you already have the flag? If so, buy a broom handle.

 

[Tinkerbelle]

The Queen nearly saw my flagpole this week as her helicopter flew past my bedroom window

You could always position a vase of daisies in your window next time to stop her peeping in

Do you already have the flag? If so, buy a broom handle.

Yeah I might do I'll have to think on it.

 

[simon]

You could always position a vase of daisies in your window next time to stop her peeping in


That is a good idea I use large flowers

You can get 5m roach poles for as cheap as £9.00

 

[Tinkerbelle]

That is a good idea I use large flowers

You lickle liar, yours are the tiny little garden variety

You can get 5m roach poles for as cheap as £9.00

Where from?

 

[Neil]

Up to now I think I'm going to shove the long thing in a tight hole ..

And where do you intend to find one of those?

 

[Ber999T]

:engsmil: my oh my did i laugh at some the comments and the sneeky way that my mind worked lol. not too sure at mo if i have a good suggestion but think Gail came up with the best sofar.:engsmil:

 

[accymel]

And where do you intend to find one of those?

Surely Tinks can find a tight hole somewhere

 

[accymel]

Looks like we are gonna have to improvise or ask the window cleaner for ladders to reach the big telegraph pole ......or if we are really lucky accost a fireman to borrow a big pole or get a firemans lift

 

[fireman]

scuse me ??????

 

[Tinkerbelle]

scuse me ??????

Your scused Was it a curry or baked beans?

 

[slinky]

Surely Tinks can find a tight hole somewhere

Yes her bottom is water tight....and that is tight!!! others would say she is a real tight arse......but i reserve Judgment

 

[Tinkerbelle]

Yes her bottom is water tight....and that is tight!!! others would say she is a real tight arse......but i reserve Judgment

You can have these........................................