wanted

[chav1]

wanted

4x4 range rover and accomplice

due to the lack of prison spaces and willingness of criminals to be sent to prison i am after a partner in crime who has acces to a 4x4 range rover or other sturdy vehicle for ram raiding , either acces to a 4x4 vehicle or knowledge on how to steal one will do at a push

i wam willing to give a 60/40 split to teh accomplice for providing the vehicle

pleanty of oportunity for large rewards but if caught only a few hours comunity service tops

apply now , what have you got to loose


there will be up coming vacancies for window openers in teh near future as buisness picks up

 

[WillowTheWhisp]

you daft beggar!

 

[flashy]

pmsfl...trust you

 

[mez]

typical chav1.........to think that up ......idiot.

 

[Mancie]

OK I'm in.. but a slight change to plan.. nick a JCB digger and nip down to the cash machine to make a withdrawl.. along with half the building.

 

[chav1]

OK I'm in.. but a slight change to plan.. nick a JCB digger and nip down to the cash machine to make a withdrawl.. along with half the building.

ahhh that kinda took me back to the days of robbing phone box's

ahhh memories running as fast as you can with pockets fullof 10p's

 

[mallard]

nice one that,s one way round it ha ha one day you could run the country i hope not.

 

[cashman]

think i,ll have a crack at that with you chav. always keen to try new things.

 

[chav1]

nice one that,s one way round it ha ha one day you could run the country i hope not.

the country would be such a better place with me in charge , no criminals walking teh streets , curfew of 8pm for all under 16's

1st job woudl be to put a 200 foot high wall between us and wales and declare it a martial state and just sling every undesirable in wales ,anyone caught attempting to leave will be shout by boarder control , i would also extend the channel tunnel so it turns back on its self and comes out back in france

if wales gets too full i would order teh wall be extended so that its all the way around wales , put a huge lid on top and drown very crook in there , people indigenouse to wales will have the option to re locate to scotland before any work began and a 6 month grace period given to them to get used to the differences between welsh and scottish sheep