water!!

M

Mancie

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Had a conversation in Accy chat about the water shortage "down south" and accrington people were generous in saying that there could be a pipe line installed from accy to supply the southern parts of england (as you know some hosepipe bans maybe enforced) anyway I was thinking it would be a great comfort if instead of your great support regarding the water supply, you could send me £50 so I can have a bath
 
i will gladly send you £50 as long as you cover the £100 postage and packing fee :D
 
chav1 said:
i will gladly send you £50 as long as you cover the £100 postage and packing fee :D
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Is that not called profiteering???? :p Let them construct roman style bath houses it would use less water. :rolleyes:
 
SPUGGIE J said:
Is that not called profiteering???? :p Let them construct roman style bath houses it would use less water. :rolleyes:
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What a great Idea! I could become quite a profit making thing supplying 'Less water' to the southern softies, What colour do you think they would want yellow, or white (the white is a bit more expensive 'cos I have to drink more beer to make it that colour! (which is strange when you think the liquid I consume is dark brown to begin with, must have a word with my Doctor and try to sort it out.)).

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Set up the river stink as a natural spring and send them that by the bucketfull.:D I will sell them the refinery water (gaurenteed to clean anything and I mean anything) :eek:
 
I'm pleased to report that it pi$$ed it down, down south, all day, and it was white, so that'll be what they what less, so get drinking.
 
i dont think we shud

southerners get enough perks as it is without nickin our water too
 
garinda said:
Let them eat cake.
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Manchester Tart I presume?

Better let them have scones, you know those really dry ones that seem to form a layer in your mouth and on your teeth!:evil:
 
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