What is the worst......

[emzy]

or most unsuitable christmas gift you've ever received??

 

[emamum]

an engagment ring.....from someone i was trying to get rid of lol

 

[shillelagh]

any smelly stuff like body creams, bubble bath, bath salts etc ... im allergic to them - yet certain ones i can use ... but more often than not i cant use them ... They do come in handy for raffle prizes though!!!! Mind you having a shower only - no bath - as well helps ... so when i say thank you very much but i cant use them i'll donate them to the school as a raffle prize ... because i dont have a bath i only have a shower .. gets me out of trouble ... when that dont work i do say they make me come out in a rash ..

 

[panther]

silly soaps etc or perfume thats disgusting!!

Id rather do without

I mean, ya wouldnt buy em for yourself would ya?

 

[emamum]

silly soaps etc or perfume thats disgusting!!

Id rather do without

I mean, ya wouldnt buy em for yourself would ya?

i bought my mum perfume for xmas....

 

[Caz]

That's why the adults in our family don't buy each other pressies any more...we go and get something we want for Xmas instead.

 

[panther]

i bought my mum perfume for xmas....

if she like the perfume ya bought her then thats ok, i would love some perfume, as long as it was somthing i already use.

 

[emamum]

ah, i bought her musk from avon cos everything else smells like cat wee on her

sometimes she buys me charlie red.... which i used when i was a teenager lol

 

[Caz]

Smeone once bought me Poison, which I'm allergic to, lol apart from not liking the smell.

Smellies are very personal to a particular person, they smell different on everyone, so unless you know that person and what they like, it's a bit of a no-no really.

Think I've still got some Charlie Red somewhere, untouched for years...

 

[MargaretR]

My next door neighbour (nice lad but not full shilling) bought me a foam rubber doll dressed as a cowboy named 'Mr Wonderful'. When his hand was squeezed he uttered flattering sentances in an american accent

 

[Lilly]

Last year I received some cheese.

The person who gave it to me brought it round a couple of weeks before Christmas and failed to tell me what was in it.

When I opened it on Christmas day I saw that it had 'Keep Refrigerated' written on the pack.................straight in the bin.

 

[West Ender]

My late husband was completely useless at presents. I used to beg him to let me choose what I would like then he could wrap it up but his idea of a good present was a surprise so, no, I had to have something he chose. It was usually more of a shock than a surprise.

One year I asked if I could have a silk nightie. Now, I don't know about you, but to me that suggests something slinky and sexy, which is what I expected. What I got was made of silk all right but it was a maroon nightshirt with a collar and long sleeves and buttons up the front. Ah well, I suppose you could say he tried.

 

[jaysay]

Smeone once bought me Poison, which I'm allergic to, lol apart from not liking the smell.

Smellies are very personal to a particular person, they smell different on everyone, so unless you know that person and what they like, it's a bit of a no-no really.

Think I've still got some Charlie Red somewhere, untouched for years...

I would think that most of us on here are allergic to poison Caz

 

[jaysay]

There aren't really any bad presents, but I can remember one, my former mother-in-law once bought me a packet of cigars, just 3 months after I had sent 6 weeks in the chest unit in Bury General and two years after I quiting smoking You can take it that my ex mother-in-law and I didn't really get on

 

[Gordie]

There aren't really any bad presents, but I can remember one, my former mother-in-law once bought me a packet of cigars, just 3 months after I had sent 6 weeks in the chest unit in Bury General and two years after I quiting smoking You can take it that my ex mother-in-law and I didn't really get on

I feel sorry for your poor mother in law. She would have been better off buying you a pipe.What a waste of good cigars

 

[Gayle]

My Nanna used to make a point of buying every person in the family the exact same amount of money - to the penny!

This meant that she would go out and buy a present then spend the rest of the alloted money on slightly odd presents to make up the money.

One year i got given a pack of 10 disposable shower caps, but because that would have topped me over the alloted money, the present of 10 disposable shower caps was a shared present with my mum!

 

[Benipete]

There aren't really any bad presents, but I can remember one, my former mother-in-law once bought me a packet of cigars, just 3 months after I had sent 6 weeks in the chest unit in Bury General and two years after I quiting smoking You can take it that my ex mother-in-law and I didn't really get on

Was she called Martha?
Could have been sending a message.

 

[katex]

Well Gayle, did hear Martin Lewis speaking recently about 'Not cancelling Christmas' due to the credit crunch, advising you to allocate a certain amount to presents and not to go beyond this.

So think your Gran could well have been his personal assistant in another life ..

 

[jaysay]

I feel sorry for your poor mother in law. She would have been better off buying you a pipe.What a waste of good cigars

Do you always have to be such an obnoxious little prat

 

[jaysay]

Was she called Martha?
Could have been sending a message.

Don't know Beni, but she certainly got a message from me, just two words and the second one was off