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ok here goes.................
Acouple of years ago me, tinkerbelle, MThead and my hubby were walking along church street after coming out of the REGENCY pub.
As we was walking along I thought I would jump onto my hubbies back for PIGGY BACK to the next pub. As I was only wearing a skirt at the time (and a little g.string)
tinkerbelle thought it funny to convince MThead (no that he needed much convincing) to pull my skirt up.
Well it was a lycra skirt and he pulled it up and it stuck around my waist. I was trying to get down off hubbies back to pull my skirt down but hubby didn't know what had happened and kept hold of my legs.
As you can imagine I was led on my back in the end with everything on show. The funny thing was I was outside the kebab shop. So it is a long running joke now that ''I SHOWED MY KEBAB MEAT TO THE KEBAB SHOP''. And if you are thinking 'oh thats ok everyone would have been drunk and would not have seen'', it was 9oclock, in summer in broad daylight and the baileys was full.
There we go ................................................
Acouple of years ago me, tinkerbelle, MThead and my hubby were walking along church street after coming out of the REGENCY pub.
As we was walking along I thought I would jump onto my hubbies back for PIGGY BACK to the next pub. As I was only wearing a skirt at the time (and a little g.string)
tinkerbelle thought it funny to convince MThead (no that he needed much convincing) to pull my skirt up.Well it was a lycra skirt and he pulled it up and it stuck around my waist. I was trying to get down off hubbies back to pull my skirt down but hubby didn't know what had happened and kept hold of my legs.
As you can imagine I was led on my back in the end with everything on show. The funny thing was I was outside the kebab shop. So it is a long running joke now that ''I SHOWED MY KEBAB MEAT TO THE KEBAB SHOP''. And if you are thinking 'oh thats ok everyone would have been drunk and would not have seen'', it was 9oclock, in summer in broad daylight and the baileys was full.
There we go ................................................
Oh have you started this thread specially for me Slinky because you know there will be pages and pages of mine I will tell an early one from when I was about 13 year old one and then sit on my hands I think then I don't post anymore!
I was down town shopping with my Auntie on a packed Friday afternoon and I needed the loo. I went to the toilets on the bus station and as I was at there I could feel something tickling the side of my leg. Knicker elastic! So I pulled it and pulled it, it seemed never ending! I finished what I had to do, pulled my knicks up and went out side to carry on with the shopping. I had my school uniform skirt on and by the time I had reached the fag cabin outside the market hall, my knickers had slipped right down to round my ankles, I sort of let out a half scream and my Auntie noticed she said "step out of them quick"! So that's what I did I left my knickers sitting in the middle of a packed town centre !!!
I was down town shopping with my Auntie on a packed Friday afternoon and I needed the loo. I went to the toilets on the bus station and as I was at there I could feel something tickling the side of my leg. Knicker elastic! So I pulled it and pulled it, it seemed never ending! I finished what I had to do, pulled my knicks up and went out side to carry on with the shopping. I had my school uniform skirt on and by the time I had reached the fag cabin outside the market hall, my knickers had slipped right down to round my ankles, I sort of let out a half scream and my Auntie noticed she said "step out of them quick"! So that's what I did I left my knickers sitting in the middle of a packed town centre !!!
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Pmsl so everyone now knows what we was referring to on another post yesterday LOL 
slinky said:ok here goes.................
Acouple of years ago me, tinkerbelle, MThead and my hubby were walking along church street after coming out of the REGENCY pub.
As we was walking along I thought I would jump onto my hubbies back for PIGGY BACK to the next pub. As I was only wearing a skirt at the time (and a little g.string)
Well it was a lycra skirt and he pulled it up and it stuck around my waist. I was trying to get down off hubbies back to pull my skirt down but hubby didn't know what had happened and kept hold of my legs.
As you can imagine I was led on my back in the end with everything on show. The funny thing was I was outside the kebab shop. So it is a long running joke now that ''I SHOWED MY KEBAB MEAT TO THE KEBAB SHOP''. And if you are thinking 'oh thats ok everyone would have been drunk and would not have seen'', it was 9oclock, in summer in broad daylight and the baileys was full.
There we go ................................................
accystanmac said:Oh well after all that theres nowt ive done embarrasing ...if so i claim no memory to it
Bailey's window and a mysterious apearing breast, springs to mind for one of yours, I'm sure I can think of many more if you don't post them yourself
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accystanmac said:
Yeah if i remember rightly he was frightened to death of the manslaughter charges he was going to get slapped with for giving you all them shots!!
That reminds me of another one
Asking Alan the wig wearing DJ with a bald head when he had took his wig off if he used Wash & Go I mean come on how original NOT !! His face was a picture!
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Tinkerbelle said:that reminds me of another one
Oh yeh!!!!!! PMSL errr wont mention .... backside eh?!? pmslmao!!!!!!
Mine was last september at the dentist i was having a tooth removed and went into a full scale panic attack, the first one i had ever had hopefuly the last too.I had a very bad experience when i was 15 at the dentist. The dentist did some damage to my jaw bone, low and behold 35 years later having my tooth removed brought it all back to me. After the panic was over they would not let me leave the dentist for 15 minutes in case i had a black out. I would not dare show my face there again. I very nearly died of embarssement.
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I can't believe there is only us that have embarrassing stories to tell! Come on let's hear them we all promise not to laugh........... much lol!
we all promise not to laugh........... much lol!
Doug said:
OK Doug you may have a point there lol! I'm going to go back and edit mine and delete it then all the evidence has gone lol!