What the cat is thinking

WillowTheWhisp

WillowTheWhisp

Resident Waffler
Overlooker
[font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]I could have sworn I heard the can opener.[/font]

[font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Is there something I'm not getting when humans make noise with their mouths?[/font]

[font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Why doesn't the government do something about dogs?[/font]

[font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Hmmm ... If dogs serve humans, and humans serve cats, why can't we cats ever get these stupid dogs to do anything for us?[/font]

[font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]This looks like a good spot for a nap.[/font]

[font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Hey! No kidding, I'm sure that's the can opener.[/font]

[font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Would humans have built a vast and complex civilization of their own if we cats hadn't given them a reason to invent sofas and can openers in the first place?[/font]

[font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]If there's a God, how can He allow neutering?[/font]

[font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]If that really was the can opener, I'll play finicky just to let them know who's boss! [/font]
 
More cat thoughts:

You won't mind if I have a few bites of your dinner.

Let me out (when indoors)

Let me in (when outdoors)

Those humans would die to be able to lick themselves as I do.

 
If I ever get out of this sack I'm going to take swimming lessons!

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And another one........' aaah a black jacket, put there specially for me to sleep on '

And my cat looks at cat food and can read the label.......if it says Whiskas.......he's in like flynn.......if it says Wilko-meat, it can sit there all week 'cos he aint eating it.
He looks at me to say 'if they don't eat it........I don't eat it'
 
Margaret Pilkington said:
And another one........' aaah a black jacket, put there specially for me to sleep on '

And my cat looks at cat food and can read the label.......if it says Whiskas.......he's in like flynn.......if it says Wilko-meat, it can sit there all week 'cos he aint eating it.
He looks at me to say 'if they don't eat it........I don't eat it'
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I take it Mrs Pilkington that you eat "Whiskas" :p ?
 
And another one........

Oh s***. !!!!!!! :eek: it’s Tealeaf with is rifle.................................
 
Granny....no the cat on the avatar is just one of the standard ones on here.

Doug......no we don't eat whiskas, we just pretend we do......but I suspect the cat suspects and is just waiting for the right moment to 'spring' us.

Another 'cattism'.......'that couch looks ideal for claw sharpening'
 
Granny..... there is a post somewhere on here of monster Monty.......now he is an intelligent beast. He rings a bell on the back door when he wants to go out.......or if the food in his dish isn't to his taste.
 
A nice stroll down the piano keys at 3 AM is delightful!

(My own fault, for rescuing Barnaby from the animal shelter!)
 
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