What was it called?

katex said:
There you go, and you all thought I weren't educated like .. :D
Slightly onomatopeoic isn't it.



Really ... learn something everyday ... which one is green and what colour is the other ? :confused:

Reverting back to the original question re. chair covers ... here is a piccie of my brother and myself many years ago ... please note the furnishing. :D

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Which ones you Kate:hidewall::hidewall::hidewall::hidewall::hidewall::D
 
katex said:
There you go, and you all thought I weren't educated like .. :D
Slightly onomatopeoic isn't it.



Really ... learn something everyday ... which one is green and what colour is the other ? :confused:

Reverting back to the original question re. chair covers ... here is a piccie of my brother and myself many years ago ... please note the furnishing. :D

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As to which is which Gozzle is green crotch is grey, and please don't question me on how I know, I am flaming expert in it, believe me:D
 
Yes John.......we used to say a little(nasty) rhyme.......
'Green gozzle pudding and hot snot pie,
All mixed up with a dead dogs eye,
Slap it on a butty,
Slap it on thick.
Wash it all down with a bucket of sick'...eeeewww. Hope you have had your tea:)
 
Margaret Pilkington said:
Yes John.......we used to say a little(nasty) rhyme.......
'Green gozzle pudding and hot snot pie,
All mixed up with a dead dogs eye,
Slap it on a butty,
Slap it on thick.
Wash it all down with a bucket of sick'...eeeewww. Hope you have had your tea:)
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Ya just, and it was so good I've brought it up to have another look at it:s_sick: :D
 
Margaret Pilkington said:
Yes John.......we used to say a little(nasty) rhyme.......
'Green gozzle pudding and hot snot pie,
All mixed up with a dead dogs eye,
Slap it on a butty,
Slap it on thick.
Wash it all down with a bucket of sick'...eeeewww. Hope you have had your tea:)
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Ahh (sighs) ...childhood memories, eh ? :rofl38:Roll over Milton.
 
Retlaw said:
Aye an sum on um ur as big uz oysters.

Retlaw
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And that is one reason I have never been able to eat an oyster .. apart from the fact they are alive when eaten.

This is thread wandering at its best... :alright:
 
katex said:
And that is one reason I have never been able to eat an oyster .. apart from the fact they are alive when eaten.

This is thread wandering at its best... :alright:
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So what your saying Kate is ya never needed an aphrodisiac:rolleyes:
 
jaysay said:
So what your saying Kate is ya never needed an aphrodisiac:rolleyes:
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Nope, eat strawberries instead .... :D

Puzzles how we are going to get this thread back to crocheted chair covers and not relegated to the Over 18's.
 
Himself has strawberries every night after his tea....they don't seem to do him much good.
Maybe it's the big dollop of ice cream that renders them ineffective...eh?
 
wonder how many are cautening besides me, dirty sods all of you :D :D
 
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katex said:
Nope, eat strawberries instead .... :D

Puzzles how we are going to get this thread back to crocheted chair covers and not relegated to the Over 18's.
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Ya but just depends where and when ya eat um and how:D
 
Epsom salts
Back in the days when doctors weren't just drug dispensers, I was directed by my doc to take massive doses of Epsom salts in order to stop production of breast milk. The effect of producing liquid diarrheoa for a day caused my breast milk to dry up,(and enabled my return to work)

There was no adverse effect from this temporary self induced dehydration.
No doubt women are prescribed expensive drugs nowadays to get the same effect.
 
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