When will I die?

The next time I'm due to die is in 2038, on a Wednesday in the middle of Last of the Summer Wine.
 
Monday, 29th June, 2054 at the age of 95 whilst driving my 40 year old wife to the gym in my late model DB9. The good news is that the bitch is going to come with me and all my money is going to the great, grand kids.
 
erm itold the truth then i added 20lbs on..it still came out with the same date ''''''''''''''''so as i am going to live til november 2025 ,i can eat drink and be merry ......
 
Monday, December 21st, 2043 - that's not going to be a good Christmas for the family is it?

I'll have to do my shopping early that year and not leave it to the last minute like usual.
 
Gayle said:
Monday, December 21st, 2043 - that's not going to be a good Christmas for the family is it?

I'll have to do my shopping early that year and not leave it to the last minute like usual.
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Just don't bother doing the shopping they won't be interested in Christmas anyway.
 
Thursday, 31st. December 2015. Only ten years left! 72 is a bit young to die in this day and age eh? I may retire early now.
 
Thursday, October 6, 2078
Seconds left to live...
92 years old. I think i would have done everything i wanted to by then!
 
Well I am fed up now, I am to begin pushing up the daisies the day after Neil's 77th birthday (2046) So I still have to get him a damn present!!!
 
just done it and it said 2036 which is brill- BUT being a suspicious git i did it again with the same statistics and it said dec 2021, so dont hold your breath with this one lollll
 
Well cashman i did it twice too the first time it said i was already dead 23 march 1991 and the second time is on 29th oct 2005
 
mick said:
Well cashman i did it twice too the first time it said i was already dead 23 march 1991 and the second time is on 29th oct 2005
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That's convenient Mick we won't have to hold a special Accy web meeting for your wake we can use the halloween do!
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mick said:
Well cashman i did it twice too the first time it said i was already dead 23 march 1991 and the second time is on 29th oct 2005
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Don't forget to close the last post thread before Saturday Mick :)
 
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