Where do odd socks go???
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Strange .... I found this black pajama top in my sock drawer
Hope there not white socks Eric ! Eeew hek, hope that doesn't sound racist ... LOL.
I usually find socks in the legs of my jeans when I couldn't be bothered disrobing properly.
Ask him which direction he threw it in
I have come across a dark blue one today . now it can only belong to one of three.ummm Now I saw the twins take thier wellies off but not socks. .Ya didnt have a child go home yesterday with one sock on did ya em lmao!!!!
This question has puzzled me since childhood
Where do all the "odd socks" go???
I just don't understand it..............
2 go into the washer, and only 1 comes out....
I always make sure that the socks go into the washer in pairs but on occasions only 1 comes out, does my washer eat them??? is there some magic portal in my washing machine for socks to move on to another world???
Does anyone have an answer to this?? would be great to know
Isn't that a Whitney Houston song?
I have that Kate, sorry I must have picked it up by mistake from our hotel room
You only have to stay at the holiday inn one more night and you'll get a night free ......
The answer, my friend, is at exactly 5 mins into Eddie Izzard's "Unrepeatable".Must be the sock fairy
As this is a family forum, I won't link to it here - there's lots of naughty language. You need to go to YouTube and look at video v=TwtQQXG8S44
(just look at any old rubbish then replace everything after the question mark with v=TwtQQXG8S44 - if you don't like Eddie, just press the pause button, wait for about two-thirds of the video to buffer, then move the playback marker to just under halfway).
Thats good of them to put subtitles on for those of us that don't speak poof
There is a series of books called Oddies - and it explains where all the odd socks go. There is a portal in the washing machine where socks go 'whooooosh' and get sent to Oddie world.
We've got Policeman Oddie and Cowboy Oddie, the socks taking on the persona of their owners, of course.
In Oddie world there are good Oddies and bad Oddies and of course a Sock Fairy. A story happens and then the odd sock has to decide whether or not to go back through the portal or stay in Oddie world.
We've got Policeman Oddie and Cowboy Oddie, the socks taking on the persona of their owners, of course.
In Oddie world there are good Oddies and bad Oddies and of course a Sock Fairy. A story happens and then the odd sock has to decide whether or not to go back through the portal or stay in Oddie world.
Ok, in Policeman Oddie story the sock went to Oddie world and the Sock Fairy asked for help to catch burglar Oddie. I think Policeman Oddie decided to stay in Oddie world.
Horseriding Oddie, one of the stories, had to help a horse find its horse shoe and then got to ride it. I think this Oddie decided to go back through the portal.
They weren't particularly complicated stories - only targeted at very young children.
Horseriding Oddie, one of the stories, had to help a horse find its horse shoe and then got to ride it. I think this Oddie decided to go back through the portal.
They weren't particularly complicated stories - only targeted at very young children.
Must be the sock fairy
Sorry, maybe it's just a Padiham phenomenon, I obviously need to explain.
The Sock Fairy is the mysterious person who transforms dirty socks (usually mens) from the washing basket (if that's where they were abandoned) via the washing machine, to the sock drawer.
Have you never wondered how they keep making their own way back to the sock drawer, it must be the sock fairy.
Have you never wondered how they keep making their own way back to the sock drawer, it must be the sock fairy.
I always knew Padiham was a strange place, then again it is almost Burnley.
In Ossy we have women to do that
