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Gabriel Batistuta

An Argentinian genius. You're one of the highest scorers in Serie A, smacking home 27 goals in 13 games. You're not a bad bloke but you look after yourself. Especially now that you could be past your best.
 
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Michael Owen

You can destroy your opponent's defence in seconds but you'd never do anything to hurt anyone. You've got skill, integrity and you're not an arrogant ******. A credit to the game.
 
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David Seaman

You've saved England more times than anyone but unless you're joining Status Quo, you need to lose the ponytail. You're a decent bloke who always does the right thing. But the error-count is slowly on the up.
 
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