Why is it that ....

shillelagh

Town Elder
Tackler
i didnt get any sleep last night? Before any of you lot out there who didnt clean their minds before reading this NO it wasnt that. Its Spug - he takes over the bed when hes sleeping... his head stays on the pillow but his body moves over to my side of the bed - his foot was about 3 inches away from my edge of the bed - he forced me out of bed at 5am this morning cos i rolled over and nearly fell out of bed. I did kind of get my own back on him though. When i went back to bed after sitting downstairs for an hour having a fag, reading a book and thinking of what revenge i could get on him my feet was a bit cold and when i got back into bed i put my feet on his feet and when he moved em stuck em on his leg! :D Soon woke him up and a drowsy whats wrong and he got told and he rolled over and went back to sleep!!!! Fellas!!! :rolleyes: Woke him up at 9am with a slap on the backside - and sent him off to maccydees for my breakfast in that lovely snow!!!! He came back with only half of it - they didnt have any pancakes!!! Next up we were meeting his mum down town at 1pm - we were late i was trying to catch up on my sleep reading the papers!!! :D Then we walked up to Accrington Stanley. I'd checked with Mel to see if it was on and she said it was so off we went. Its not the first time i had been to accy stanley - but the first time i had been to a match there. So freezing to death behind the goals waiting for the match to begin - phone rings was mel wanting to know why i'd rang her. Anyway said we were behind the goals and she said she was in the clubhouse and she'd see us when she came out. Thank you Lesley for making me deaf in one ear. Pete see whats wrong with a claret hat and a claret scarf. If i can wear them at a rovers match and not get beat up then surely i can wear them at Stanley!!! So i've lost my accy stanley virginity.... :D Met up with rob and got my spare badge - will send it to Poland when i get a chance. Went to asda - bumped into Anne and got our tea and stuff. So now im defrosting - fed and watered so im now falling asleep the coffee aint doing its work!!!:D
 
Does that mean you got out of bed to get a maccydees for Anne then Mick?

By the way he got breakfast in bed this morning/afternoon - he was snoring away - i didnt get my maccydees this morning either - bulletin later

You have gathered its me here and not spug!!!
 
i would not get out of bed to get that muck
i am always out of bed for 6 am anne will not move till 11-45am as her soaps start at 12
i would gladly make anne something to eat whenever she wanted but would not go to mac D for it.
 
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