why?

How about "sober as a judge"?

And how about something easy being "like taking candy from a baby"?

Have you ever tried taking candy from a baby?
 
A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.

I wonder if Stan Collymore would agree after he was exposed in the press as a 'dogger'?
 
if a deaf person had to go to court ,would it still be called a hearing?????
thanks for your replies but theres a lot more im sure........................:eek:
 
heres another ..........why do you press harder on your remote control even though you know the batteries are flat.............................:D
 
whatsupp said:
heres another ..........why do you press harder on your remote control even though you know the batteries are flat.............................:D

ROFLMAO.....> I never ever do that :o:o
 
ooops guilty .....but i wont do it again...... rofpmsl

once heard someone say to kids on a bus " Right come on get off "??????????ummm
 
just one more ten its up to you lot...................why do banks charge a fee for "insufficent funds "when they know you havent enough money in your account..............................:swear8: :confused:
 
Why do rude people say eff off?

Most people would enjoy going off to have a good f***.
 
My Gran always used to say ..... "well, i'll go to the foot of our stairs" ????????????????? & do what?
 
AccyJay said:
My Gran always used to say ..... "well, i'll go to the foot of our stairs" ????????????????? & do what?

I hope she didn't live in a bungalow?:D
 
oh and another old saying is "poorly sick on two chairs" hmmm

and why do we tend to end a real laughing fit with "oooohhh dear" as we sigh and I KNOW I'm not alone on that one :o :rolleyes:
 
When talking about the weather .....................

"It's close today"

Close to what?????????
 
AccyJay said:
When talking about the weather .....................

"It's close today"

Close to what?????????

Yeah daft, a bit like saying 'it's a bit parky'.

Parky?
 
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