Word Thread

[Tealeaf]

I can't remember how to spell Halzeimers

 

[Sparkologist]

Dyslexia...

 

[Tealeaf]

Now I'm confused

 

[Sparkologist]

Car Insurance - confused.com

 

[Tealeaf]

Alcopops - why? More confusion

 

[Sparkologist]

Monster-mashed hangover.....nearly as bad as a nitro-keg one!

 

[Tealeaf]

Jet fuel....

 

[Sparkologist]

Mautai - Chinese white wine (a cross between fruit punch & Av. Gas)

 

[Tealeaf]

Mau Mau.....nasty piece of work

 

[Sparkologist]

Leopards whiskers - chopped up fine and put in the drinks of the white colonialists by the Mau Mau sypathisers. A slow painful death from a punctured, ulcerated digestive tract was often the end result.

 

[lettie]

Tiger Balm - Lovely stuff, cure all. A tiny bit rubbed just under both eyes makes you look instantly like you have a terrible cold. Great for getting out of bad dates...

 

[Sparkologist]

Crocodile tears

 

[lettie]

Faking it....

 

[Sara]

Resolve..........

 

[Sparkologist]

promise to behave

 

[janet]

Never in this world.

 

[lettie]

Absolutely not

 

[Sparkologist]

Outer space

you beat me to it, lettie

 

[janet]

Aliens From Mars.

 

[Sparkologist]

Choccy bars....mmmm