Work and Pensions Translators

[jaysay]

165 languages to claim benefit

This must be the only country in the world that does this, how to claim benefits in 165 languages, if people come to this country the first thing they should do is learn the flaming language, if I went to live in Spain, if I wanted an translator I'd have to pay for it myself,

 

[Wynonie Harris]

if people come to this country the first thing they should do is learn the flaming language

Quite right, Jay, and I must say, your own efforts to learn English since you arrived here have been fairly successful. Apart from a few stray malapropisms, your posts almost make perfect sense now. Well done, sir!

 

[Eric]

Quite right, Jay, and I must say, your own efforts to learn English since you arrived here have been fairly successful. Apart from a few stray malapropisms, your posts almost make perfect sense now. Well done, sir!

Nice one I suppose one of the 165 languages is "Gobbinish" Jay seems to be making the transition to English quite well.

 

[Less]

Just think about it.

If we didn't have translators charging the same per hour as people that get the dole per week, our unemployment figures would be even worse!

 

[jaysay]

Quite right, Jay, and I must say, your own efforts to learn English since you arrived here have been fairly successful. Apart from a few stray malapropisms, your posts almost make perfect sense now. Well done, sir!

Well I can't drop all the malaproisms Wyn, it would take away so much fun for the other members

 

[Wynonie Harris]

malaproisms

Love it, mate! Karma sent!

 

[jaysay]

Love it, mate! Karma sent!

See I'm like Rindi, give give give that's mekeep smiling, thanks for the K Wyn

 

[Less]

See I'm like Rindi, give give give that's mekeep smiling, thanks for the K Wyn

You are nothing like rindy he has a firm grasp of the Queens English, (which of course is Polari), anything to do with it he can get his tongue around wihout any hesitation.

Whereas you I'm afraid would fail miserably if given the long sentences to repeat from the Janet & John books!

 

[jaysay]

You are nothing like rindy he has a firm grasp of the Queens English, (which of course is Polari), anything to do with it he can get his tongue around wihout any hesitation.

Whereas you I'm afraid would fail miserably if given the long sentences to repeat from the Janet & John books!

I'll have you know I am very versed in French Less, is just that I'd probably get banned if I used it on here, so I'll give you my answer in two words the second one being off

 

[Less]

I'll have you know I am very versed in French Less, is just that I'd probably get banned if I used it on here, so I'll give you my answer in two words the second one being off

Now how would you answer the above?

Ah yes,

You have condomed youself with your own iguana, 'off' is an English word, (the fact that you spelt it correctly is the same as a normal person winning the lotto).

 

[jaysay]

Now how would you answer the above?

Ah yes,

You have condomed youself with your own iguana, 'off' is an English word, (the fact that you spelt it correctly is the same as a normal person winning the lotto).

Carry on like this Mr and I'll spike your drink when I finally make it to the Railway

 

[Less]

I'll have you know I am very versed in French Less, is just that I'd probably get banned if I used it on here, so I'll give you my answer in two words the second one being off

Now how would you answer the above?

Ah yes,

You have condomed youself with your own iguana, 'off' is an English word, (the fact that you spelt it correctly is the same as a normal person winning the lotto).

 

[Wrighty]

Sack all translators , closed the borders! & get rid of all the immigrants! .. job done & saved a fortune of taxpayers money .. easy to solve the problem.

 

[Eric]

I'll have you know I am very versed in French Less, is just that I'd probably get banned if I used it on here, so I'll give you my answer in two words the second one being off

Pretend that you are Canadian, and claim that you have a right to speak in whichever one of the official languages that you feel like using

 

[jaysay]

Sack all translators , closed the borders! & get rid of all the immigrants! .. job done & saved a fortune of taxpayers money .. easy to solve the problem.

Then what would all those civil rights lawyers do Wrighty, no more legal aid cases, back to house conveyancing, how would they survive

 

[DaveinGermany]

I was under the impression that to work & function within a Country you need to be able to understand & use the language of that Land ? Or am I just being petty here ? And to say that those claiming a pension (suggesting you've worked in order to have a pension paid) require a translator ............. how the hell does that work ?

 

[cashman]

I was under the impression that to work & function within a Country you need to be able to understand & use the language of that Land ? Or am I just being petty here ? And to say that those claiming a pension (suggesting you've worked in order to have a pension paid) require a translator ............. how the hell does that work ?

Simple Dave, yeh live abroad n require a translator, fer any function, It costs yeh, as it did me, had no complaints n no right to complain if i had wished.

 

[jaysay]

Simple Dave, yeh live abroad n require a translator, fer any function, It costs yeh, as it did me, had no complaints n no right to complain if i had wished.

Ya cashy we're the ones with mugs tattooed on our foreheads in this country, its the only place in the world were interpreters are paid for out of public funds and they don't come cheap nor do uman rights lawyers either

 

[wallop79]

I have had to use the translator services a few yrs ago, one thing which was always asked 1st was do you have someone with you who can translate for you, or to ring back if they could get someone to interpret for then, and they were always told to try & take someone with them to their interview at the job centre to translate. Using the interpreter service was always a last resort.

 

[DaveinGermany]

Using the interpreter service was always a last resort.

That's as maybe, but surely if people are applying for a job/assistance or whatever it may be, a basic grasp of the home nations language is a prerequisite ?

As mentioned by Cashy when dealing with Spanish authorities any translation service he required was paid for by himself, the same applies to my situation in Germany & I'm pretty sure that the same applies for many other ex-pats wherever they may be.

I presume the thread was started to highlight a specific aspect of UK's open door policy which has impacted upon the general public. Due to monies being used to cover interpretation services, this causes a deficit in local budgets which then results in money being removed from other aspects of public funding.