Yep it's happened again

[Less]

Roy has turned up in the country.

If any of you remember, the last time he could spend some time with me I got absolutely rat azered and I lost my mobile, I got a genuine new second hand one, worked out how everything operates and started to feel content with it.

Guess what? Went out with him this evening, therefore can't find my mobile AND can't see the screen because my glasses must be in the same place, yep I had a really good time!

 

[Less]

Found the glasses, I'd tucked them in between the buttons on my shirt, now all I need is someone with my mobile number to ring it up and tell them I'll pick it up in 3 days when I've recovered.

 

[Margaret Pilkington]

Three days Huh...that really was a good time!
Need any Aspirins Less?

 

[lancsdave]

Not sure you should be spending time with Roy, you'll be accused of cosying up to moderators

 

[BERNADETTE]

Can you not ring the pub and ask if anybody has found your phone?

 

[david1]

He can't ring the pub Bernie , he has lost his phone !!

 

[AccyLass]

Shows ya had a good time lol

 

[lancsdave]

Can you not ring the pub and ask if anybody has found your phone?

He probably has no idea which pub he left last

 

[Less]

He probably has no idea which pub he left last

That's a very accurate statement!

and I've been back to each of them, (had a pint to be polite) and still no sign.

 

[BERNADETTE]

He can't ring the pub Bernie , he has lost his phone !!

Thought he might have a land-line

 

[Less]

It's o.k. Roy just rang me, and guess what? I'd forgotten to take it out, DOH!

 

[Mick]

glad you found it less i was getting sick of changing your number in my phone everytime roy came back

 

[mallard]

ive done things like that when i use,t to drnk,lost things and could not rembber what ive done with them but now i dont drink, and still have the same problem

 

[Retlaw]

ive done things like that when i use,t to drnk,lost things and could not rembber what ive done with them but now i dont drink, and still have the same problem

You've got the C-Nile Virus.

Retlaw.

 

[LYNX1]

He's had that a long time retlaw

 

[Less]

Not sure you should be spending time with Roy, you'll be accused of cosying up to moderators

With a little bit of imagination anyone low enough to suggest that could also imply that I'm helping Roy spend donations to the site!

 

[lancsdave]

With a little bit of imagination anyone low enough to suggest that could also imply that I'm helping Roy spend donations to the site!

Can I suggest you put them through as expenses in accordance to the national guidelines, oh hang on this is Hyndburn, vote yourselves a bit extra

 

[derekgas]

It seems plain to me Less that your user name should be More-or-Less, because the more you have, the less you have, if you know what I mean!

 

[SPUGGIE J]

Roy has turned up in the country.

If any of you remember, the last time he could spend some time with me I got absolutely rat azered and I lost my mobile, I got a genuine new second hand one, worked out how everything operates and started to feel content with it.

Guess what? Went out with him this evening, therefore can't find my mobile AND can't see the screen because my glasses must be in the same place, yep I had a really good time!

Old age n dry rot setting in slowly You need sme more beer to keep you going.