You Know You're Getting Old When......
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You keep more food in the fridge than beer.
Everything hurts and what doesn’t hurt doesn’t work.
The gleam in your eyes is from the sun hitting your bifocals.
You sink your teeth into a steak – and they stay there.
Grass is something you cut, not cultivate.
Your back goes out more than you do.
Your secrets are safe with your friends, cos they can’t remember them either.
You’re cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of the police.
An all nighter means not getting up for a pee.
You keep repeating yourself.
You keep repeating yourself.
Everything hurts and what doesn’t hurt doesn’t work.
The gleam in your eyes is from the sun hitting your bifocals.
You sink your teeth into a steak – and they stay there.
Grass is something you cut, not cultivate.
Your back goes out more than you do.
Your secrets are safe with your friends, cos they can’t remember them either.
You’re cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of the police.
An all nighter means not getting up for a pee.
You keep repeating yourself.
You keep repeating yourself.
;D ;D ;D
You know you're getting old when:
At the airport, they ask to check your bags . . . and you're not carrying any luggage.
When you do the "Hokey cokey" you put your left hip out . . . and it stays out.
You begin every other sentence with, "Nowadays . . ."
You come to the conclusion that your worst enemy is gravity.
Your childhood toys are now in an antique shop.
The clothes that you put away until they came back in style . . . came back in style.
You get really excited when someone gives you something from Marks and Spencer.
At the airport, they ask to check your bags . . . and you're not carrying any luggage.
When you do the "Hokey cokey" you put your left hip out . . . and it stays out.
You begin every other sentence with, "Nowadays . . ."
You come to the conclusion that your worst enemy is gravity.
Your childhood toys are now in an antique shop.
The clothes that you put away until they came back in style . . . came back in style.
You get really excited when someone gives you something from Marks and Spencer.
Dr Scholl shoes start to look comfy.
You feed your dog Science diet instead of Mc Donalds leftovers
Your houseplants are alive and you can't smoke any of them
6am is when you get up and not when you go to bed.
Older relatives feel comfy telling rude jokes around you???
A £1.99 bottle of wine is no longer pretty good stuff.
Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
You go to the chemist for Ibuprofen and Aspirin rather than pregnancy tests. ;D ;D ;D
You feed your dog Science diet instead of Mc Donalds leftovers
Your houseplants are alive and you can't smoke any of them
6am is when you get up and not when you go to bed.
Older relatives feel comfy telling rude jokes around you???
A £1.99 bottle of wine is no longer pretty good stuff.
Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
You go to the chemist for Ibuprofen and Aspirin rather than pregnancy tests. ;D ;D ;D
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traceyb33 and angie35
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you know when you gettin old, you might have something big to get hold<that was angie shes starved> ;D
T
traceyb33 and angie35
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you know when you gettin old when the coppers look like your son! 
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traceyb33 and angie35
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YOU KNOW WHEN YOU GETTING OLD WHEN YOUR KIDS SAY THATS OLD MUM
