Your epitaph

West Ender

West Ender

Passed away 25-11-09
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Spike Milligan wrote his own tombstone epitaph - "I told you I was ill". To me, that was brilliant and I believe they have put it on his headstone, in Gaelic.

What would you want on your headstone? I'm going to be cremated (not yet, I hope) but, if I were to have a tombstone, it would have to be along the lines of:-

Here lies Cath, she did her best.
She's gone to her Eternal Rest.
She was a roaming Lanc'shire Lass.
Now, walk on.
Please Keep Off The Grass.

What would you say?
 
Well one thing i do know is I will never be remembered for my domestic skills :D !!!

I think mine would be quite plain and simple
'It was fun'
 
'Please Feel Free to Dance on Me!'

Garinda 145 B.C.-2078 A.D.


[For all the buggers who've had to wait centuries to dance on my grave.]
 
spike milligans second choice was

under this sod lies another

i think i will borrow that one as he cant use both :-)
 
how about

if there are no flowwers on this grave please goto " insert address here " and kick the ungratefull buggers arses
 
or

for someone who thought they were going to heaven they sure burried me deep
 
Why not do this thread properly, here is a site I put on some months back...
http://www.jjchandler.com/tombstone/

Sorry garinda, coudn't fit it all in :p

28w38h
 
I wish i'd changed to Broadband
Dialup takes ages and i'm still waiting
 

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I want my ashes scattered, so no tombstone. However, if I had one, it wouldn't say, like the spinster ex-postmistress "Returned unopened"!

I think I'd like "Whooarr!"
 
At the moment i'd probably want never again, but when i've got rid of this hangover and after a good nights sleep it would probably be something totally differant. As yet i don't know what, shall have to think on that one.
 
What would be your epitaph?

Sorry if it's a bit morbid but I'm sure we can be creative here...

Mine would be

The only things I regret are the things I didn't do!

What would yours be?
 
Re: What would be your epitaph?

I read one somewhere ages ago it went.

Here lies Anne-Mann she lived an old maid and died an old Man.
 
Re: What would be your epitaph?

"Sod off and buy your own flowers-dont nick mine"

or

"Typical -you wait till i peg it to come and visit me"
 
Re: What would be your epitaph?

Lol, l'm sure we've had this before?

Mine was...............

'Please feel free to dance on me!'

I might even see if l can get moving lights to help with those who aren't good at dancing.
 
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