Lazy women - Page 6

Retlaw · 21-05-2012, 21:28

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Originally Posted by davemac

Thats the chap, also used for darning the elbows in swimming costumes.

I cant use other objects, tried using a portmanteau, couldn't get it down the sleeve, then tried using a posser, still no joy. Did try a slop stone, then got fed up, so went to find a new length of string to keep my straw boater on.

Try super glue, corner of one of my jacket pockets came unstitched, stuck it with super glue, and it worked a treat, face ache said she would have sewn it, aye a thowt, in a month of Sundays, meanwhile that pockets no goood, well it is now.

annesingleton · 21-05-2012, 21:36

I remember my mum's darning mushroom, I'm quite a good darner myself, but no need to any more - it would probably cost more to darn than to buy new - unfortunately??? Unless of course men's swimming costume related.....

susie123 · 21-05-2012, 21:56

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Originally Posted by davemac

Thats the chap, also used for darning the elbows in swimming costumes.

I cant use other objects, tried using a portmanteau, couldn't get it down the sleeve, then tried using a posser, still no joy. Did try a slop stone, then got fed up, so went to find a new length of string to keep my straw boater on.

Your cossy looks alright to me.

Hello! Hello! Who's your lady friend?
Who's the little girly by your side?
I've seen you with a girl or two.
Oh! Oh! Oh! I AM surprised at you.

Hello! Hello! Stop your little games.
Don't you think your ways you ought to mend?
It isn't the girl I saw you with at Brighton.
Who? Who? Who's your lady friend?

davemac · 21-05-2012, 22:05

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Originally Posted by susie123

Your cossy looks alright to me.

Hello! Hello! Who's your lady friend?
Who's the little girly by your side?
I've seen you with a girl or two.
Oh! Oh! Oh! I AM surprised at you.

Hello! Hello! Stop your little games.
Don't you think your ways you ought to mend?
It isn't the girl I saw you with at Brighton.
Who? Who? Who's your lady friend?

You cant see from this picture but the elbows are shot, due to prolonged periods of doing the chicken song, with all the actions..altogether now "hold a chicken in the air"

susie123 · 21-05-2012, 22:21

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Originally Posted by davemac

You cant see from this picture but the elbows are shot, due to prolonged periods of doing the chicken song, with all the actions..altogether now "hold a chicken in the air"

Don't do this to me! Only just got that blasted song out of my head from when I posted it on the animal and bird song names thread a few days ago!

Margaret Pilkington · 22-05-2012, 06:52

I have just warbled( I would have said'sung'....but I can't carry a tune in a bucket) that song to Spindles and he fell about laughing....hilarious, was what he called it.

Davemac - you don't really need elbows in your cossie....cut the sleeves short...show your real elbows.

garinda · 22-05-2012, 07:54

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Originally Posted by Margaret Pilkington

Davemac - you don't really need elbows in your cossie....cut the sleeves short...show your real elbows.

Yes, nevermind the upcoming Special Wooly Olympics.

He really needs to make sure his cozzy is decent, before the postponed Victorian Swimming Gala takes place on Broadway.

Knitty Nora could have darned it in no time, when she was in residence in the Market Hall, crocheting her arty gonks.

Now the weather's better, perhaps someone from H.B.C. will soon be announcing the new date for the gala.

Hopefully.

We were all soooooooooooooo looking forward to it.

jaysay · 22-05-2012, 08:43

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Originally Posted by garinda

Yes, nevermind the upcoming Special Wooly Olympics.

He really needs to make sure his cozzy is decent, before the postponed Victorian Swimming Gala takes place on Broadway.

Knitty Nora could have darned it in no time, when she was in residence in the Market Hall, crocheting her arty gonks.

Now the weather's better, perhaps someone from H.B.C. will soon be announcing the new date for the gala.

Hopefully.

We were all soooooooooooooo looking forward to it.

Think the councillor in charge of the town centre will be anouncing it on Facebook

davemac · 22-05-2012, 12:08

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Originally Posted by Margaret Pilkington

I have just warbled( I would have said'sung'....but I can't carry a tune in a bucket) that song to Spindles and he fell about laughing....hilarious, was what he called it.

Davemac - you don't really need elbows in your cossie....cut the sleeves short...show your real elbows.

I don't think cutting the sleeves short is the answer, it makes my mittens connected through the sleeves on elastic hang a bit funny.

All together now;

Hold a chicken in the air,
Stick a deckchair up your nose,
Buy a jumbo jet,
And then bury all your clothes............

Margaret Pilkington · 22-05-2012, 13:16

Have you stopped taking those pink pills?

davemac · 22-05-2012, 16:38

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Originally Posted by Margaret Pilkington

Have you stopped taking those pink pills?

I have, but I have replaced them with "Bob Martins" I do feel a bit confused, but I do have a cold nose and my hair is all shiny.

The down side is , if someone throws a stick, I have to go and get it.

jaysay · 22-05-2012, 17:44

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Originally Posted by davemac

I have, but I have replaced them with "Bob Martins" I do feel a bit confused, but I do have a cold nose and my hair is all shiny.

The down side is , if someone throws a stick, I have to go and get it.

Things seem a bit Rough Dave

davemac · 22-05-2012, 21:22

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Originally Posted by jaysay

Things seem a bit Rough Dave

Some say i'm "barkin" but i'm alright Nowwwwwwwwwwwww

jaysay · 23-05-2012, 09:07

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Originally Posted by davemac

Some say i'm "barkin" but i'm alright Nowwwwwwwwwwwww

We'll keep an eye on you at full moon

Margaret Pilkington · 23-05-2012, 10:27

and I will lend you my epilator. Emjoi.....used once and put back in the box.
This will give you an idea why it is still in pristine condition.
http://www.accringtonweb.com/forum/b...airy-mary.html