Christian Science - Page 33

susie123 · 13-11-2013, 13:23

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Originally Posted by K99WARD

That's all folks until tonight. Shopping this morning and doctor this afternoon.

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Originally Posted by dotti34

I know it's a waste of time trying to get through to you, brain-washed as you apparently are and I know you will come up with some ridiculous implausible reasons.

a) shopping for more brain washing shampoo

b) brainwashing at doctors with new shampoo and don't forget the conditioner!

K99WARD · 13-11-2013, 13:33

Father, forgive them for they know not what the do.

Boeing Guy · 13-11-2013, 13:46

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Originally Posted by K99WARD

Father, forgive them for they know not what the do.

You know David Icke used to do this as well.
Normally in a purple tracksuit

Less · 13-11-2013, 13:50

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Originally Posted by K99WARD

Father, forgive them for they know not what the do.

Well, go into night life & events tell them what, when and where the do is.

Someone might turn up.

Some people's spelling is below par for the site.

Restless · 13-11-2013, 14:11

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Originally Posted by K99WARD

Hi dotti,

You really are a scream. You will be quoting me the facts of life next. My mother found me under a gooseberry bush. She swore it hand on the bible. I had no idea that Accrington folks had so much steam inside them. If you are right about your existence that I would like to ask you a couple of questions.

1. Who were Adam's father and mother?

2. Who were Eve's father and mother?

No doubt I shall get some fancy wisecrack but I shall expect a proper answer from our dotti.

As for having a big ego I can only say that my dad is bigger than your dad. Lol

1 + 2 same answer. Doesn't really matter since its just a story and they didn't exist

Less · 13-11-2013, 14:14

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Originally Posted by Restless

1 + 2 same answer. Doesn't really matter since its just a story and they didn't exist

How very true, a tale of mud and rib.

But if they aren't children of the womb why do the artists always show them with belly buttons?

Neil · 13-11-2013, 14:29

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Originally Posted by Restless

1 + 2 same answer. Doesn't really matter since its just a story and they didn't exist

My RE teacher told me that she thought Genesis was just a story, is that the bit with Adam and Eve in it?

gpick24 · 13-11-2013, 14:32

No need to ask K99ward questions anymore, we can ask the big man himself.
Ask God One Question - Yep, you found the Big Guy. You can ask God a question!

I`ve asked him why he needs anti-spam verification when you go to post a question.

Restless · 13-11-2013, 16:38

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Originally Posted by Neil

My RE teacher told me that she thought Genesis was just a story, is that the bit with Adam and Eve in it?

Wouldn't know since I cannot stomach more than 5 mins of the bible at a time. Even the audio version read by Johnny Cash, I didn't get much past his"I love the word" intro. Interestingly Mr Cash attempted suicide by drugs and "saw god" in his Illucinations. Well at least Mr Cash could pronounce the name Jesus unlike the majority of his followers.

My RE teachers. I had two. One was too busy kicking kids out of class and\or crying(over a copy of the book, no doubt) or the other, she played guitar and sang songs. I actually liked her. Knowing me. You would get the connection. Oh but the songs. They were awful.

Restless · 13-11-2013, 16:42

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Originally Posted by gpick24

No need to ask K99ward questions anymore, we can ask the big man himself.
Ask God One Question - Yep, you found the Big Guy. You can ask God a question!

I`ve asked him why he needs anti-spam verification when you go to post a question.

My guess is so you don't get a reply from satan and/or Nigerian scammers

JCB · 13-11-2013, 16:44

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Originally Posted by K99WARD

Father, forgive them for they know not what the do.

And you don't seem to know how to answer questions I have asked of you several times .

Just to remind you this is what I asked .

You said : " We are COMMANDED to tell the gospel. Nothing further is required of us. "

Are the two separate statements you have just mentioned

1. We are COMMANDED to tell the gospel.
2. Nothing further is required of us. ?

If so which Bible are you using ?

Are you serious that Jesus commanded his followers just to tell the Gospel and made no other commands because nothing further is required of them ?

Restless · 13-11-2013, 16:49

JCB I think what he meant was "Jesus politely requested"
Or perhaps he was a robot sent back in time by k99 and got his programming borked

Eric · 13-11-2013, 17:07

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Originally Posted by Restless

Wouldn't know since I cannot stomach more than 5 mins of the bible at a time.

Really ... I've read it cover to cover because I love the beauty of the English language ... Piers Plowman, Canterbury Tales, Shakespeare, Marlowe, Jonson, Johnson, Milton, etc. ... and the guys who wrote the King James version of the Bible.