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Forum: Anything Goes 21-11-2013, 14:45
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Posted By DtheP47
Re: The Bottom Of My St Has Geese & Peacocks

Allah moves in mysterious ways Less. I’ve heard a woman had to be treated in Accy Vic Casualty that day to have a burqa untangled from her epiglottis.

Her medical notes say the cause was a sharp...
Forum: Anything Goes 15-11-2013, 08:32
Replies: 117
Views: 3,856
Posted By DtheP47
Re: The Bottom Of My St Has Geese & Peacocks

Uh Oh forgot:
Wizz you questioned my parentage in another thread :rolleyes:

“O hail to you Great Cheeseburger” As Oscar Wilde said “Life imitates art” and your new avatar bolsters that...
Forum: Anything Goes 15-11-2013, 08:27
Replies: 117
Views: 3,856
Posted By DtheP47
Re: The Bottom Of My St Has Geese & Peacocks

Get 3 loaves and maybe 5 fishes Guinness and get yourself down to the bottom of Less's street when schools out this afternoon, if you ask around for young Bayani Cratchit in a civil manner I am sure...
Forum: Anything Goes 13-11-2013, 02:40
Replies: 117
Views: 3,856
Posted By DtheP47
Re: The Bottom Of My St Has Geese & Peacocks

....meanwhile at the bottom of a street in a northern town (think Lowry without the chimneys) the geese and peacocks are going hungry since the children who feed them were frightened off by an old...
Forum: Anything Goes 11-11-2013, 14:36
Replies: 117
Views: 3,856
Posted By DtheP47
Re: The Bottom Of My St Has Geese & Peacocks

As Artemus Ward is quoted in the intro:
It ain’t so much the things we don’t know that get us into trouble. It’s the things we know that ain’t so.
;)
Forum: Anything Goes 11-11-2013, 08:16
Replies: 117
Views: 3,856
Posted By DtheP47
Re: The Bottom Of My St Has Geese & Peacocks

There's more people die choking eating geese than get killed by burqa clad asassins.
Forum: Anything Goes 10-11-2013, 18:46
Replies: 117
Views: 3,856
Posted By DtheP47
Re: The Bottom Of My St Has Geese & Peacocks

But they don't all wear burqas.........
Again
. You need to reach for the nearest brown paper grocery bag and breathe into it until a normal heartbeat resumes.
Forum: Anything Goes 10-11-2013, 18:34
Replies: 117
Views: 3,856
Posted By DtheP47
Re: The Bottom Of My St Has Geese & Peacocks

Yes Margaret
But we are talking about several hundred people in a country of 60 million. In other words it is perhaps 0.001% of the total British population. This is therefore a debate about...
Forum: Anything Goes 10-11-2013, 15:05
Replies: 117
Views: 3,856
Posted By DtheP47
Re: The Bottom Of My St Has Geese & Peacocks

The oldest trick in the book
Forum: Anything Goes 10-11-2013, 14:33
Replies: 117
Views: 3,856
Posted By DtheP47
Re: The Bottom Of My St Has Geese & Peacocks

"Condemn me to pass the whole remainder of my days in lonely solitude; shut me from all society, or banish me where only lions and tigers dwell. Fate cannot reach me in any shape so horrid as the...
Forum: Anything Goes 10-11-2013, 14:07
Replies: 117
Views: 3,856
Posted By DtheP47
Re: The Bottom Of My St Has Geese & Peacocks

And what about that spiffing wheeze the Wizz pulled in the supermarket a while ago? Slipping a packet of pork scratchings amongst a poor Jewish (or was she Muslim? I forget) woman’s shopping, then...
Forum: Anything Goes 10-11-2013, 13:04
Replies: 117
Views: 3,856
Posted By DtheP47
Re: The Bottom Of My St Has Geese & Peacocks

See my previous post and the start o this thread....
Forum: Anything Goes 10-11-2013, 12:58
Replies: 117
Views: 3,856
Posted By DtheP47
Re: The Bottom Of My St Has Geese & Peacocks

Calling names eh? you are speaking out of your blow-hole Margaret, yeah names like Darth Vader, a KKK member or even Zorro weakens the argument. You need to reach for the nearest brown paper...
Forum: Anything Goes 06-11-2013, 08:52
Replies: 117
Views: 3,856
Posted By DtheP47
Re: The Bottom Of My St Has Geese & Peacocks

No Guinness I didn’t miss the point at all. The Wizard of the Withering Retort makes mention of his confusion in his opening post swanking on this thread how he rounded on a woman for being, err?...
Forum: Anything Goes 05-11-2013, 18:31
Replies: 117
Views: 3,856
Posted By DtheP47
Re: The Bottom Of My St Has Geese & Peacocks

Or with that petard Grimace was on about either.
Forum: Anything Goes 05-11-2013, 18:19
Replies: 117
Views: 3,856
Posted By DtheP47
Re: The Bottom Of My St Has Geese & Peacocks

Well her burqa does muffle her snoring quite effectively Gordon but her restless leg syndrome is still causing problems. ;) The knots I learned in the sea cadets and caving don't work with the...
Forum: Anything Goes 05-11-2013, 14:51
Replies: 117
Views: 3,856
Posted By DtheP47
Re: The Bottom Of My St Has Geese & Peacocks

I have the caravan ;) the current Mrs P with her snoring and restless leg syndrome gets the shed ;)
Forum: Anything Goes 05-11-2013, 13:15
Replies: 117
Views: 3,856
Posted By DtheP47
Re: The Bottom Of My St Has Geese & Peacocks

You are not alone Eric... my brand new shed is getting the wind tunnel test down on the Lleyn...;) Will Argos's finest withstand a series of 90 mph blasts?


North Wales weather: Flood warnings...
Forum: Anything Goes 05-11-2013, 10:25
Replies: 117
Views: 3,856
Posted By DtheP47
Re: The Bottom Of My St Has Geese & Peacocks

Thanks Eric, can always rely on you to be the voice of logic and reason. I've just spent a good half hour sitting in a darkened room rocking from side to side and keening softly to myself after...
Forum: Anything Goes 31-10-2013, 23:46
Replies: 117
Views: 3,856
Posted By DtheP47
Re: The Bottom Of My St Has Geese & Peacocks

.... Everyday’s a holiday for the Wizard of the Withering Retort and scourge of superstore checkout operatives throughout the town.
Forum: Anything Goes 31-10-2013, 23:39
Replies: 117
Views: 3,856
Posted By DtheP47
Re: The Bottom Of My St Has Geese & Peacocks

Neither of you pass muster :(
Forum: Anything Goes 31-10-2013, 07:28
Replies: 117
Views: 3,856
Posted By DtheP47
Re: The Bottom Of My St Has Geese & Peacocks

Is that the royal we Mrs P?
Forum: Anything Goes 31-10-2013, 00:05
Replies: 117
Views: 3,856
Posted By DtheP47
Re: The Bottom Of My St Has Geese & Peacocks

And what of the poor affronted woman you ask? My sources tell me she gathered up her brood all the while reciting to them from the holy book (Qur'an, 7: 199) Hold to forgiveness, command what is...
Forum: Anything Goes 30-10-2013, 16:24
Replies: 117
Views: 3,856
Posted By DtheP47
Re: The Bottom Of My St Has Geese & Peacocks

The truth is stranger than fiction Eric.....

http://www.thisissomerset.co.uk/Breeder-suspects-foul-play-birds-vanish/story-12317958-detail/story.html#!
Forum: Anything Goes 30-10-2013, 14:42
Replies: 117
Views: 3,856
Posted By DtheP47
Re: The Bottom Of My St Has Geese & Peacocks

On matters avian Eric.

My old mate Wandering Walter used to ask “Which would you rather tackle Fettler – one horse sized duck or 10 duck sized horses?” I used to blink and think “ What the duck...
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