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Originally Posted by claytonx
Even though he only had one tattoo I yearned for him to fill the lonely hours between Jeremy Kyle and Eastenders. As he approached me with his pasty white arms hanging out of a Nike vest,his smile told me it was dole day.
As I stood in line at the jobcentre thinking up reasons why I can't work,a sweet smell drifted past my pig like nostrils.It was a mixture of weed,sweat and Lynx Africa!
I turned and there he was ,Dwayne,with his pants halfway down his arse,our eyes met and soon he was lifting me onto the wheelie bins behind Marks. He had already tied his staffy to a post in an alleyway so we would not be disturbed.There was a tramp watching but it did not bother us,just added to the mystery. I knew then that this was love and my life would never be the same again.
I made a promise to him there and then that I would buy him a big screen plasma with the baby bonus.....
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There is an actual discrepancy which means it can't be in Accrington
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and soon he was lifting me onto the wheelie bins behind Marks
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It would have read between the sharps bins in the alley way at the side of Maundy