[Bazf]

Kev your a young kid, dont take that the wrong way, with a few years experience you will see that what you think is love is only a mere trifle with years of patience and groveling the right women may come along but I say may!!!! so use these steps and you will never be lonely again

1 Find out if she can cook, sew, clean, do washing, clean your shoes, do your homework, turn over the TV, etc.. if the answers yes 1 point for each

2 See if she will go down the shops for you, again if yes 1 point dont be fooled by a first attempt try it a couple of times.

3 Does she like Footy, if yes find out what teams she likes, 1 point for all the same as you but if she mentions 1 Man scum Utd 2 David gayboy Beckham 3 Thug Rooney dump her faster then cold chips. If she doesnt like Footy introduce her to your mate and move on to the next one.

4 As you get older introduce her to carrying six packs and going and getting your chips/ curry etc...

Try and add up 5 points that way you will know that you can depend on her and she will be to busy to start snogging with your mates.

Its OK you dont have to thank me for the advice just find yourself a good loving girl.