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Originally Posted by umpire

I remember when I first had to have my wage paid into the bank/

I was a Client

Then somehow I became a Customer

Now I am just a Wallet to be emptied as often and as thoroughly as possible

Nil Desperandum Carburundum Infinitum

That's what a Grammar School education does for you

All very well, however IF you had gone to one of the better private schools you could employ a whole army of scholars that would use Latin for you, leaving you free for the more useful things in life such as:-

wrath, greed, sloth, pride, lust, envy, and gluttony.