[ANNE]

When I first met Mick, he called his Mam's maiden a cloth's horse and didn't know a pan was a pon.
I thought he was a posh spoiled brat when I first met him.
He thowet I warr es common as muck tha knows.
Nah he's as bad as I am.
A con remember evin a bath in fronta fire on a frida neet.
Mi nan ad a dolly tub out back wi a posser an a mangle.