Its been a while since he has last been mentioned on the Accy web but elsewhere, he is very much a "hot" topic.
The nation seems divided as to whether he is a dirty old perv....or just a sad boy dressed up in a mans body.......... Aaah, NOT!!
Here are a few items that I have collected from other forums 
Q: Why are M.J's pants so small?
A: Because they are not his.
Q: What did the man on the beach say to M.J?
A: Get out of my sun.
Q: What would you do if M.J. was drowning?
A: Throw him a buoy. (they DO improve honest
)
Q: What is the difference between M.J. and Jasper?
A: One is pale and scares kids...and the other is a friendly ghost.
Q: What is the difference between a supermarket bag and M.J?
A: One is white, made of plastic and should be kept away from small children and the other is used to carry groceries!
Q: How do you know when its bedtime at the Neverland ranch?
A: When the big hand touches the small hand 
Q: Why can you always win a race against M.J? (This one IS sick!)
A: Because he likes to come in a little behind...
Q: What did M.J. say to Gary Glitter?
A: I'll swap you two 5's for a 10.
Q: Whats the difference between M.J. and greyhound racing?
A: The greyhounds wait for the hares to come out!
And my favourite little story......
Janet and Miichael Jackson were at home one night...
Janet: "Shall we get a pizza and video?"
Michael: "Yeah ok, can we get Aladdin?"
Janet: " NO! just a pizza and video" 
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While awaiting this trial, Michael has written a book, Its to be called................
"The Ins and Outs of Child Rearing."
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There is a new video out showing how the trial has progressed up to this time It is called "NEVER COPPED A FEEL"
http://www.frontsteps.com/creations/1001/139/index.php?t=1110587003