23-08-2005, 00:00
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Always EVIL within us
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Location: Accrington
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Its "Nice to Ladies Week"
I had to laugh , Our Prime Minister is married to one of the biggest P.C. darlings of our time........and his policies DO tend to reflect this, but all of a sudden, women are being prioritised over men with not a squeak from Cherry Blair!
The government are considering putting pressure on councils to ensure that there are fewer obstructions to get in the way of baby buggies in our town centres, (I hope P. Britcliffe takes note.)
How do you feel about seperate areas for ladies on trains and BUSES! (Sorry sir, you can't get on. YES, I know there are seats available, but they are in the ladies section as defined by government)
Hair dryers to be fitted in every ladies loo,
Priority queuing at taxi ranks after 10 pm, (try explaining that to a drunk group of males!)
And creche facilities in night clubs for those mothers that want to dance the night away and return home at 03:00 slightly intoxicated) with their baby, jumping the taxi queue to get home safely.
These suggestions are being put forward by "The Womens Design Service." to the government, Oooh, I smell a quango.............
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