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Bad-Wolf · 01-12-2005, 11:46

I prefer this version!

Men are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree where they belong. Most women can not reach for the good ones as they are incapeable of getting to the top by themselves. Instead they are sometimes left having to pick apples off the ground becasue they do not deserve the ones at the top! Now the apples at the top know they are where they belong, but every now and again they fall where the get picked up by the less deserving!

Now women.......... women are like fine wine. They begin as little grapes and it is up to the men to remove all of their flaws and ridiculus habits to make them more acceptable to cook the dinner!

01-12-2005, 11:46	#11
Bad-Wolf Full Member Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 296 Liked: 0 times Rep Power: 38	Re: Women are like.......... I prefer this version! Men are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree where they belong. Most women can not reach for the good ones as they are incapeable of getting to the top by themselves. Instead they are sometimes left having to pick apples off the ground becasue they do not deserve the ones at the top! Now the apples at the top know they are where they belong, but every now and again they fall where the get picked up by the less deserving! Now women.......... women are like fine wine. They begin as little grapes and it is up to the men to remove all of their flaws and ridiculus habits to make them more acceptable to cook the dinner!