Women are like..........

Sara · 29-11-2005, 19:48

How true is this?? ..............

Apples and Wine

Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the
tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are
afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the
apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. The apples at the
top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're
amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one
who is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

Now Men.... Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's
up to women to stomp the sh*t out of them until they turn into something
acceptable to have dinner with.

Doug · 29-11-2005, 19:53

I’d call you sexist, but you still frighten me so I won’t……

Tinkerbelle · 29-11-2005, 19:56

lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I like it Sara!!

Sara · 29-11-2005, 20:06

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Originally Posted by Doug

I’d call you sexist, but you still frighten me so I won’t……

My usual reply to that Doug.

katex · 30-11-2005, 17:21

Like this theory, maybe that's the reason still single

but where's my brave prince then ? .. not many about obviously ... gonna' shrivel up soon and fall off through over ripening .. boo hoo.

BLACKBURN RAVER · 30-11-2005, 17:37

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Originally Posted by katex

Like this theory, maybe that's the reason still single

but where's my brave prince then ? .. not many about obviously ... gonna' shrivel up soon and fall off through over ripening .. boo hoo.

your obviously not lookin in the right places

janet · 30-11-2005, 18:13

So very true Sara. lol

chav1 · 01-12-2005, 01:53

i thought when it came to men you ladies worked on thistheory..

a good man is hard to find but a hard man is good to find

Bad-Wolf · 01-12-2005, 11:05

hmm, women are like

Chatting in here when they should be in the kitchen making the dinner!

grannyclaret · 01-12-2005, 11:37

VERY TRUE,,,,,,,,
quote=Sara]How true is this?? ..............

Apples and Wine

Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the
tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are
afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the
apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. The apples at the
top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're
amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one
who is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

Now Men.... Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's
up to women to stomp the sh*t out of them until they turn into something
acceptable to have dinner with.

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VERY TRUE

Bad-Wolf · 01-12-2005, 11:46

I prefer this version!

Men are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree where they belong. Most women can not reach for the good ones as they are incapeable of getting to the top by themselves. Instead they are sometimes left having to pick apples off the ground becasue they do not deserve the ones at the top! Now the apples at the top know they are where they belong, but every now and again they fall where the get picked up by the less deserving!

Now women.......... women are like fine wine. They begin as little grapes and it is up to the men to remove all of their flaws and ridiculus habits to make them more acceptable to cook the dinner!

Doug · 01-12-2005, 11:51

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sara

How true is this?? .............. Now Men.... Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's
up to women to stomp the sh*t out of them until they turn into something
acceptable to have dinner with.

I would like to point the quote displayed by Sara is corrupt and misleading. This is how that particular passage should have read.

Now Men.... “Men are like a fine wine. Seasoned and matured, they can be sweet and sensual to the palate, dry and warming like a deepest of cuddles or when the occasion demands they can be full of sparkle, lust for life and intoxicating. Above all else they should be appreciated. Not just knocked back by women on a Saturday night…..

Bad-Wolf · 01-12-2005, 11:53

well said there my man!